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* The mayor shows up as Mayor [=McCheese=] character costume because he was on his way to a costume party and can't get it off. He expresses certainty the quarantine bubble was erected by underground mole people, only to realize his aides lied to him.

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* The mayor shows up as in a Mayor [=McCheese=] character costume because he was on his way to a costume party and can't get it off. He expresses certainty the quarantine bubble was erected by underground mole people, only to realize his aides lied to him.



'''Police Chief:''' Nothing can kill the Grimace.

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'''Police Chief:''' Nothing ''Nothing'' can kill the Grimace.
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'''Jay;''' ''(cheerfully)'' Hurt themselfes? Heck, man, they could blow their ''hands'' off!

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'''Jay;''' ''(cheerfully)'' Hurt themselfes? themselves? Heck, man, they could blow their ''hands'' off!
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'''Jay;''' ''(cheerfully)'' Hurt themselces? Heck, man, they could blow their hands off!

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'''Jay;''' ''(cheerfully)'' Hurt themselces? themselfes? Heck, man, they could blow their hands ''hands'' off!
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* Because we're on public TV and this is a cartoon, Jay and Silent Bob are not allowed to deal drugs... however, selling illegal fireworks and dynamite to children is A-OK. Their total lack of concern for the kids' safety is what really sells it.
-->'''Dante:''' Are you crazy?! These kids could really hurt themselves with this stuff!\\
'''Jay;''' ''(cheerfully)'' Hurt themselces? Heck, man, they could blow their hands off!
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--->'''Dante''': We're not watchig ''that''. (''{{Beat}}'') Hey, remember the time we watched that.

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--->'''Dante''': We're not watchig watching ''that''. (''{{Beat}}'') Hey, remember the time we watched that.



'''Dante''': I dont care, I'm on a break.\\
'''Seinfeld''': Why does 2% Milk-\\

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'''Dante''': I dont don't care, I'm on a break.\\
'''Seinfeld''': Why does 2% Milk-\\milk-\\



'''Randall''': Up yours, Creator/MattDamon! *throws a cup of soda at Damon from a passing car*\\

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'''Randall''': Up yours, Creator/MattDamon! *throws ''(throws a cup of soda at Damon from a passing car*\\
car)''\\
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* The sequence with the two freakshow performers (a pair of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcephaly pinheads]]), and their interaction showing that them and Dante/Randal are NotSoDifferent, after they accidentally break a jar and freak out, with Dante calming them down.

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* The sequence with the two freakshow performers (a pair of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcephaly pinheads]]), and their interaction showing that them and Dante/Randal are NotSoDifferent, quite similar, after they accidentally break a jar and freak out, with Dante calming them down.
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'''Randal:''' ''[beat]'' Dude, Caitlin's cheatin' on you.

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'''Randal:''' ''[beat]'' Dude, Caitlin's cheatin' on you.you.
* The sequence with the two freakshow performers (a pair of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcephaly pinheads]]), and their interaction showing that them and Dante/Randal are NotSoDifferent, after they accidentally break a jar and freak out, with Dante calming them down.
--> '''Randal''': Yipes. Just yipes.
--> '''Dante''': Yeah. [[CondescendingCompassion You think they're cogniscant of how bad they've got it?]]
--> '''Randal''': Let's hope not. Poor bastards...
** The exact same dialogue then plays out again, as the pinheads watch Randal force Dante to press his bare butt against the door window in exchange for lending him five bucks (the only difference being their high-pitched voices).
--> '''Pinhead One''': Yipes. Just Yiiiipes...
--> '''Pinhead Two''': Yah. You fink they're cogniscant of how bad they got it?
--> '''Pinhead One''': Let's hope not. Poor bastards...
** [[Film/{{Freaks}} "One Of Us, One Of Us!"]]
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** "Oh no, Tom Cruise! [[Film/AFewGoodMen You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!]] [[Film/JerryMaguire Show me the money!"]]

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** "Oh no, Tom "Tom Cruise! Oh no! [[Film/AFewGoodMen You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!]] [[Film/JerryMaguire Show me the money!"]]
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** "Oh no, Tom Cruise! [[Film/AFewGoodMen You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!]] [[Film/JerryMaguire Show me the money!"]]
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'''Dante''': Screw you, [[Creator/KatherineHepburn Miss Hepburn!]]\\

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'''Dante''': Screw you, [[Creator/KatherineHepburn [[Creator/KatharineHepburn Miss Hepburn!]]\\
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-->'''Dante:''' Boy, it wasn't until years later that we found out what "fag" ''really'' meant, heh, right mate?\

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-->'''Dante:''' Boy, it wasn't until years later that we found out what "fag" ''really'' meant, heh, right mate?\mate?\\
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* Randal harassing an attorney to take the case against the Quick Stop. Up to standing outside his apartment when he gets his morning paper:
--> '''Randal''': How the hell can you sleep at night? You and your pajamas that fit and your underwear with the elastic in the waistband that's still good? Take the case!
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* Randall tries to take Dante's legal matters into his own hands:
-->'''Randall:''' Randall Graves for the defense!\\
'''Dante:''' No, this man is ''not'' my lawyer! '''(to Randall)''' What are you doing? You're gonna get us both sent to jail!\\
'''Randall:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.]]\\

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* Randall Randal tries to take Dante's legal matters into his own hands:
-->'''Randall:''' Randall -->'''Randal:''' Randal Graves for the defense!\\
'''Dante:''' No, this man is ''not'' my lawyer! '''(to Randall)''' Randal)''' What are you doing? You're gonna get us both sent to jail!\\
'''Randall:''' '''Randal:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.]]\\



'''Randall:''' ''[[RefugeInAudacity They don't know that!]]''

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'''Randall:''' '''Randal:''' ''[[RefugeInAudacity They don't know that!]]''
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'''Randall:''' In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.\\

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'''Randall:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.\\]]\\



'''Randall:''' ''[[InsaneTrollLogic They don't know that!]]''

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'''Randall:''' ''[[InsaneTrollLogic ''[[RefugeInAudacity They don't know that!]]''
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'''Randall:''' Relax, in the state of Virginia anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.\\

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'''Randall:''' Relax, in the state of Virginia In Virginia, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer.\\



'''Randall:''' ''[[InsaneTrollLogic They don't know that!]]

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'''Randall:''' ''[[InsaneTrollLogic They don't know that!]]that!]]''

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