Mitch: Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', man my ass is swollen, Rawhide! Get 'em up, move 'em out, wake 'em up, get 'em dressed, get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!
While Mitch is delivering the calf Norman he can't help but add...
Mitch: You know, this was not in the brochure...
Curly: She needs help god dammit!
Mitch Robbins has a roping disability.
He finally gets frustrated with it when trying to lasso a stationary cow. He ends up jumping off the horse and wraps the loop around the cow's neck manually.
Mitch: So what's wrong with that?
(Curly whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch behind it)
Mitch: I'm on vacation! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Cookie is asked to say something at Curly's burial
Cookie: Lord, we give you Curly . Try not to piss him off.
Phil, shaking hands.
Phil: I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family, trying to find a reason to live...
Mitch: His jacket's being made.
Phil, finally expressing his feelings about his wife.
Phil's Wife: I hate you!
Phil: I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be CHINA!!
The reaction of the men upon seeing Bonnie at the cattle drive.
Phil: You know, when I was alive, I would've found her attractive.
The trail hands discuss what to do about Cookie, who has two broken legs.
When Ira and Barry introduce themselves to Duke (Curly's twin brother):
Barry: We're Barry and Ira Shalowitz. We helped bury your brother.
Duke: Oh? Maybe some day I can do the same for you.
The whole scene where Phil thinks he's been bitten in the ass by a rattlesnake, followed by Mitch and Glen arguing over who should suck the poison out.
The four treasure hunters find the mine and split up, each taking a different passage way. Mitch, Glen, and Phil each take turns singing the Godfather theme, then join in together as it echos throughout the cavern Duke has a priceless WTF?!? look on his face the whole time.