Mitch: Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', man my ass is swollen, Rawhide! Get 'em up, move 'em out, wake 'em up, get 'em dressed, get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!
While Mitch is delivering the calf Norman he can't help but add...
Mitch: You know, this was not in the brochure...
Curly: She needs help god dammit!
Mitch Robbins has a roping disability.
He finally gets frustrated with it when trying to lasso a stationary cow. He ends up jumping off the horse and wraps the loop around the cow's neck manually.
Mitch: So what's wrong with that?
(Curly whistles, causing the cow to break off into a run and drag Mitch behind it)
Mitch: I'm on vacation! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Cookie is asked to say something at Curly's burial
Cookie: Lord, we give you Curly . Try not to piss him off.
Phil, shaking hands.
Phil: I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family, trying to find a reason to live...
Mitch: His jacket's being made.
Phil, finally expressing his feelings about his wife.
Phil's Wife: I hate you!
Phil: I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be CHINA!!
The reaction of the men upon seeing Bonnie at the cattle drive.
Phil: You know, when I was alive, I would've found her attractive.
The trail hands discuss what to do about Cookie, who has two broken legs.