Funny: City of Thieves
- Kolya in general is a walking, talking Crowning Moment of Funny, what with being a Lovable Sex Maniac with a fondness for Toilet Humor, while also having a love of literature, and a surprising knowledge of politics.
Kolya:(upon finding out the Vika was the one who sniped six Germans in front of him and is also a girl) That's a German rifle, isn't it?Vika: K ninety-eight. (slaps the barrel) Best rifle in the world.Kolya: (to Lev, under his breath) I've got a bit of a hard-on.Korsakov: What's that?Kolya: I said my cock's going to fall off if we stand here much longer—pardon my language (bows to Vika)
- The whole book is a Black Comedy gold-mine (it IS the Eastern Front, after all), which is often commented on not just by Kolya, but also Lev's First-Person Smartass, and Vika's Deadpan Snarking.
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