Funny / Cinema Paradiso

  • "What is 5 x 5?" "Christmas!"
  • The priest loudly refusing to watch pornographic films when Toto first shows the kiss scenes.
  • Salvatore hiding in the confessional booth and telling some lady she's forgiven without even hearing her confession just so he can get back to talking to Elena. Even Elena laughs at this stunt.
  • An older gentleman falling asleep between films in the theatre and a group of younger men waking him by popping bags next to his ear.