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Funny: Cheech And Chong
See also: Up In Smoke, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie and Nice Dreams.

Concerts and albums

  • "D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddamn door?!?"
    • "Dave's not here!"

  • The Man (Chong) admiring the interior of Pedro (Cheech)'s car:
    It's like we're in a giant pussy, man!

    • Pedro and the Man get pulled over by the cops when they're stoned. Pedro tries to talk to the cop while Chong is eating all of their drugs. Pretty much everything Cheech says is hilarious.
    "My license? On the bumper!"
    [Showing his driver's license to the cop] "Here's your momma."
    [Chong throws up in Cheech's lap right after the cop asks what his name is] "Uh, his name is RAAAAAALPH".

  • Chong plays Bob, a contestant on Let's Make A Dope Deal. Cheech is the host:

  • Chong is an old man in the park. Cheech is a punk:
    Punk: You could be my daddy?

  • Harry (Chong) & Margaret (Cheech) watching a porno movie:
    Harry: "She looks an awful lot like your sister, Ethel...hey, that IS goddamn Ethel! Same goddamn mustache and everything! She's taking off her, that ain't Ethel."
    Harry: "She's feeding the goddamn thing! Hey, Margaret, look, it eats grapes!"
    Harry: "This movie just got disgusting. They brought in a goddamn colored guy...C'mon, Margaret...are you coming?"

  • Red Neck: "Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree"
    How do you jack off a dinosaur?
    How can you tell what time it is by grabbing a donkey's balls?
    What do you get when you cross a Leprechaun with a whore? Little bitty fucker.


Charlie Wilson's WarFunny/FilmUp In Smoke

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