Funny / Charlie the Unicorn

Basically the entire series constitutes, but here are some of the best examples:

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     Episode 1 
  • Blue and Pink shunning Charlie as a non-believer:
    Charlie: Alright, guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?
    Blue: Shun the non-believer!'
    Pink: Shuuuuuun!
    Blue: Shhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu-nah.
    Charlie: ...Yeah.
  • The entire bridge scene:
    Blue: Charlie! Chaaaarlie! Chaarlie! Chaa-
    Charlie: I'm right here, what do you want?!
    Blur: ...We're on a bridge, Charlie!
  • The Candy Mountain letters spontaneously exploding after their song.
    Charlie: Alright, fine! I'll go into the freakin' candy cave!
  • The ending:
    Charlie: Augh, what happened? *looks down* Augh, they took my freakin' kidney!

     Episode 2 
  • Blue and Pink scuba diving in the air.
    Blue: Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Look over there! It's a coral reef!
    Charlie: Ah, look, it's you guys! ...And you're floating.
    Blue: Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie!
    Pink: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue!
    Blue: Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!
    Pink: NOOOO! FUGU!
  • And seconds later:
    Blue: Charlie, we're being pulled into the vortex!
    Pink: Swim away, fugu fish! Swim away!
  • Charlie's confusion over the other unicorns' genders:
    Charlie: Guys? Guys? ...Or girls! I'm really not sure what you two are.
  • Blue returning from the vortex:
    Blue: Charlie, I have the amulet!
    Charlie: What amulet, what's going on?!
    Blue: The amulet, Charlie! The magical amulet! Sparkle, sparkle!
    Pink: Sp-Sparkle!!
  • Charlie's reaction to seeing the Banana King:
    Charlie: What is that?
    Charlie: No, no really. You guys see it, right?
    Charlie: I gotta be honest, I'm getting freaked out here! Somebody say something!
  • "Oh, of course, it burst into flames..."

     Episode 3 
  • Quickly! Grab onto our tongues! *Blegh!*
    Charlie: Ohhh, that is so gross...

     Episode 4 
  • After Blue and Pink tell Charlie about the millipede:
    Charlie: It's obvious I have no actual choice here. How about we save some time and go to the freakin' moon?
    Blue: Oh my god, that would be amazing! The screen flips upside down and Charlie floats towards the moon.
    Charlie: I don't understand how you do these things!
  • When Charlie has a "bug" on his face.
    Blue: This is the police. We have you surrounded, Mr. Bug.''
    Charlie: (beat) Uh huh.
    Pink: Taser him!
    Pink: He's resisting arrest!
    Pink: He's got a gun!
    Pink: (beat) He's got another gun!
  • The Millipede exploding after its musical number:
    Blue: You did it, Charlie! You defeated the Millipede!

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  • In regards to charlie "killing" starfish.
    Starfish's Cousin: Oh my god! Why would you even do that?
    blue unicron: It was probably sexual!