Funny: Charlie The Unicorn
Basically the entire series constitutes, but here are some of the best examples:
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- Blue and Pink shunning Charlie as a non-believer:
Charlie: Alright, guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?Blue: Shun the non-believer!'Pink: Shuuuuuun!Blue: Shhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu-nah.
- The entire bridge scene:
Blue: Charlie! Chaaaarlie! Chaarlie! Chaa-Charlie: I'm right here, what do you want?!(*Beat*)Blur: ...We're on a bridge, Charlie!
- The Candy Mountain letters spontaneously exploding after their song.
Charlie: Alright, fine! I'll go into the freakin' candy cave!
- The ending:
Charlie: Augh, what happened? *looks down* Augh, they took my freakin' kidney!
- Blue and Pink scuba diving in the air.
Blue: Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Glub, glub! Look over there! It's a coral reef!Charlie: Ah, look, it's you guys! ...And you're floating.Blue: Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie!Pink: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue!Blue: Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!Pink: NOOOO! FUGU!
- And seconds later:
Blue: Charlie, we're being pulled into the vortex!Pink: Swim away, fugu fish! Swim away!
- Charlie's confusion over the other unicorns' genders:
Charlie: Guys? Guys? ...Or girls! I'm really not sure what you two are.
- Blue returning from the vortex:
Blue: Charlie, I have the amulet!Charlie: What amulet, what's going on?!Blue: The amulet, Charlie! The magical amulet! Sparkle, sparkle!Pink: Sp-Sparkle!!
- "Oh, of course, it burst into flames..."
- Quickly! Grab onto our tongues! *Blegh!*
Charlie: Ohhh, that is so gross...
- After Blue and Pink tell Charlie about the millipede:
Charlie: It's obvious I have no actual choice here. How about we save some time and go to the freakin' moon?Blue: Oh my god, that would be amazing! The screen flips upside down and Charlie floats towards the moon.Charlie: I don't understand how you do these things!
- When Charlie has a "bug" on his face.
Blue: This is the police. We have you surrounded, Mr. Bug.''Charlie: (beat) Uh huh.Pink: Taser him!zapPink: He's resisting arrest!zapPink: He's got a gun!zapPink: (beat) He's got another gun!zap
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- In regards to charlie "killing" starfish.
Starfish's Cousin: Oh my god! Why would you even do that?blue unicron: It was probably sexual!
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