History Funny / Cattivik

** Also, the general's reaction (before setting the missile on him.

* The story ''The Gate'' is the ultimate DoorDumb joke. To reach the apartment he intends to rob he has to pass a small iron gate at the top of the stairs, so he pulls, then pushes, then tries to break it, then tries to ''persuade'' the gate to open with threats, failed cons, ''magic'' and even ''begging'', and then attacks it with napalm, bombs from a B-52, the WaveMotionGun of a city destroyer from ''Film/IndependenceDay'', and ''a {{nuke|Em}}'', all to no avail. Finally, he gives up... And one of the inhabitants of the apartment leaves and opens the ''sliding door''. Cattivik took it just as well as you imagine.

* In one story UsefulNotes/BillClinton and one of his generals were in a base set in Sicily discussing about a smart missile that should hunt down his target and kill it with a hammer, and were checking about people that wouldn't be missed on which to test it while Cattivik was stealing military secrets in the nearby room. At one point Cattivik overhears them laughing at the chosen target and his idiotic face, and, overwhelmed by curiority, barges in begging to see the face of the imbecile... And promptly realizes they were laughing ''at him''.

* The story ''The Gate'' is the ultimate DoorDumb joke. To reach the apartment he intends to rob he has to pass a small iron gate at the top of the stairs, so he pulls, [[GenreSavvy then pushes]], then tries to break it, then tries to ''persuade'' the gate to open with threats, failed cons, ''magic'' and even ''begging'', and then attacks it with napalm, bombs from a B-52, the WaveMotionGun of a city destroyer from ''Film/IndependenceDay'', and ''a {{nuke|Em}}'', all to no avail. Finally, he gives up... And one of the inhabitants of the apartment leaves and opens the ''sliding door''. Cattivik took it just as well as you imagine.

* The story ''The Gate'' is the ultimate DoorDumb joke. To reach the apartment he intends to rob he has to pass a small iron gate at the top of the stairs, so he pulls, [[GenreSavvy then pushes]], then tries to break it, then tries to ''persuade'' the gate to open with threats, failed cons, ''magic'' and even ''begging'', and then attacks it with napalm, bombs from a B-52, the WaveMotionGun of a city destroyer from ''Film/IndependenceDay'', and ''a [[NukeEm nuke]]'', all to no avail. Finally, he gives up... And one of the inhabitants of the apartment leaves and opens the ''sliding door''. Cattivik took it just as well as you imagine.
* ''Cattivik Vs Solitomino Bufo'', a crossover story where Cattivik meets a fusion between the usual Solitomino and the titular character of ''L'Omino Bufo'' (a strip usually published in the same magazine as Cattivik based on [[IncrediblyLamePun lame puns]] [[StylisticSuck and bad art]]) who costantly screws him up with a bunch of pranks, each time ending with the usual lame pun. [[BLAMEpisode Most absurdous thing made in the whole comic]].

* The story ''The Gate'' is the ultimate DoorDumb joke. To reach the apartment he intends to rob he has to pass a small iron gate at the top of the stairs, so he pulls, [[GenreSavvy then pushes]], then tries to break it, then tries to ''persuade'' the gate to open with threats, failed cons, ''magic'' and even ''begging'', and then attacks it with napalm, bombs from a B-52, the WaveMotionGun of a city destroyer from ''Film/IndependenceDay'', and ''a [[NukeEm nuke]]'', all to no avail. Finally, he gives up... And one of the inhabitants of the apartment leaves and opens the ''sliding door''. Cattivik took it just as well as you imagine.

-->"By Saddam's pants, it's impossible..."

* The story ''The Gate'' is the ultimate DoorDumb joke. To reach the apartment he intends to rob he has to pass a small iron gate at the top of the stairs, so he pulls, [[GenreSavvy then pulls]], then tries to break it, then tries to ''persuade'' the gate to open with threats, failed cons, ''magic'' and even ''begging'', and then attacks it with napalm, bombs from a B-52, the WaveMotionGun of a city destroyer from ''Film/IndependenceDay'', and ''a [[NukeEm nuke]]'', all to no avail. Finally, he gives up... And one of the inhabitants of the apartment leaves and opens the ''sliding door''. Cattivik took it just as well as you imagine.

* In one story BillClinton and one of his generals were in a base set in Sicily discussing about a smart missile that should hunt down his target and kill it with a hammer, and were checking about people that wouldn't be missed on which to test it while Cattivik was stealing military secrets in the nearby room. At one point Cattivik overhears them laughing at the chosen target and his idiotic face, and, overwhelmed by curiority, barges in begging to see the face of the imbecile... And promptly realizes they were laughing ''at him''.

** The chase, including such pearls like Cattivik trying to [[DrivenToSuicide convince the missile to drown himself]] and ''riding the missile while using a wanted poster of himself as fake target'', ends when Cattivik tricks the missile into mistaking a black trash sack for him and close him in a silo... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck That the general reveals holds a]] ''[[OhCrap missile with a nuclear warhead]]''. Three guesses at what happens after Clinton and the general have fled away.