There's the infamous, Narmtacular "What is a man?" conversation at the beginning of the original game.
Or that Evil Elevator? God, Alucard and Richter sound like they're absolutely terrified in it!
Or the "Holy Relic," an item that lets Alucard go underwater without taking damage: It's a snorkel.
Or the Platform Shoes item whose description is "Discreetly makes you look taller". If you look very closely (or have a big screen TV) you can see that it actually does, making Alucard a pixel or two higher.