- Charlotte, hit by Dracula's charm attack.
in a dreamy voice "What a hunk."
- Charlotte, when the spell wears off.
"What a jerk!"
- When Shanoa uses a teleporting portrait.
(While spining) "I'm getting dizzy..."
- As in all Castlevanias, Lethal Joke Weapons abound, so it's always fun to kill enemies (or That One Boss) with them just to say that you did.
- Case in point, defeating Menace with Paper Airplanes.
- Kicking butt with an 8-bit character (Simon or Fuuma)