- "Look what I have created! I! Have made FIRE!!"
- And before that: "I did it! Hehehe... HA HA HA HA! FIIRRRREEEE!!"
- Not to mention his crazed victory dance.
- Most of the scenes with Wilson that aren't tragic.
"Here we go, Wilson! You don't have to worry about anything! I do all the paddling! You just hang on!"
- Even the tragic scenes can become funny when you remember that Wilson is just a volleyball.
- "I'll be right back!"