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• "I'm shocked! Shocked that there's gambling going on in here!" "Your winnings, sir." "Ah, thank you very much."
  • Louis has a bunch of these. When he's reminded there's a gun pointed at his heart: "That is my least vulnerable spot."
  • "How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce."
• This exchange:
  Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
  Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.
• And this:
  Rick: How'd you get in here? You're underage.
  Young Woman: I came with Captain Rénault.
  Rick: (rolls eyes) I should've known...
  Young Woman: (primly) My husband is with me too.
  Rick: Oh, he is? Captain Rénault is getting broad-minded.
• And this:
  Louis: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
  Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
  Louis: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
  Rick: I was misinformed.
• The "Blind Idiot" Translation of a couple of German refugees who have decided to only speak English, in preparation for moving to America.
  Husband: "Liebchen— er, sweetnessheart... what watch?"
  Wife: (checks time) "Ten watch."
  Husband: "Such much?"
  • And Karl's reaction: "...You will get along beautifully in America."