Funny / Carry On Screaming!

• Dr. Watt's plugged into the wall and comes back to life, making Slobatham and Potter grab their coats and head for the front door.
  • Slobotham and Sidney attempt to walk calmly away from the building with dignity...only for Dr. Watt to laugh maniacally from behind them, prompting them to break into a run.
• Sockett's first line in the movie.
  DS Sidney Bung: Could I see the master of the house?
  Sockett the butler: He's been dead fifteen years now... but if you come in, I'll ask if he can see you.
  • Why d'you think that it's the page quote?
• When being interrogated, Sidney and Peter have this moment:
  DS Sidney Bung: Do you happen to know what she was wearing?
  Arthur Potter: A dark green jacket ... and a long, green skirt.
  DS Sidney Bung: Did you get that thing down?
  Arthur Potter: [sheepishly] Oh, no... see, I've only known her a year.
• Unsurprisingly, this scene was in the trailer.
  DS Sidney Bung: Take your boots off!!
  (Arthur slowly takes his boots off with a look of concern and sticks a foot on the pouffe)
  DS Sidney Bung: (crouching with Slobatham and looking at Arthur's foot) We're investigating a barefoot robbery!
  • And also:
  DC Slobatham: Sir, I'm counting five toes.
  Arthur Potter: Well, how many am I supposed to have?
  DS Sidney Bung: SIX!!!! (grabs one of the boots and shakes it violently) Where's the other one, eh? Where're you hiding it?!
• Many scenes set in the woods.
• After Sidney turns into a Mr Hyde and goes home under the influence, Emily seems to overlook his new features and concludes that he's been out drinking with his buddies.
• DS Bung never allows Slobatham to see the scene of the murder. As the result these scenes happen.
  • When Dan's murdered:
    DS Sidney Bung: (slamming the cubicle door shut) Don't look.
    DC Slobatham: Has he...?
    DS Sidney Bung: (nods) ...Drowned.
  • When their forensic scientist is murdered:
    DS Sidney Bung: (after looking over the desk) Don't look.
    (Slobatham looks over, double takes, and faints)
    DS Sidney Bung: [crossly] Ugh ... I told him not to look!!
• Dan Dann the Lavatory Man ... and the fact that no one ever wants to say his nickname in full.
  • All the heavy subtext about him being on "intimate" terms with his customers.
• Doris and Slobotham fainting at the same time, causing Sidney and Albert to have to catch them.
• The whole thing of Slobotham pretending to be a woman.
• Sidney becoming wildly infatuated with Valeria.
  Bung: I look at my two inkwells and I see your lovely eyes. A letter box, and I saw your lips. In the street there was a little boy playing with two balloons, and...
  Valeria: Yes. Well, I think that's quite enough of that sort of talk, Sidney.
  Bung: I only meant like our two hearts floating away.
• Dr. Watt telling Junior that there's no need to be rough with the girls in the woods.
  Dr. Watt: You don't have to strangle them. One look at your face should be enough.