"Hey, you're stirring up the water, dude."
- For being so wise, Shaman-Woman Tanana can be very funny. Something of a Crazy Awesome.
Tanana: When each of us comes of age, the Great Spirits reveal to us a totem that helps guide us through our lives. Some of us use courage to guide us, others patience. And some of us, beauty...
- Most, if not all of the Alternate DVD Commentary. It helps that Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis of SCTV fame do it. Some highlights include:
- A bewildered member of the duo trying to explain exactly what was going on during the transformation sequence while the other was in the bathroom.
'Something's transforming here! I'm not sure if it's me, the TV or the movie!
- And the scene where the dead bear gets "absorbed" into the northern lights.
"Um, remember the big bear? The key word being remember".
- The pizza guy joining in on the commentary.
- This running gag:
"Hey look! There's Sitka!" "Not every eagle in this movie is Sitka!"
- The bloopers. Especially at 1:14
- Especially after that, where he makes the jump...and doesn't quite make it.
- The rams and their echoes.
Ram No. 1: Hey, shut up!
Echo: Hey, shut up!
Ram No. 1: No, you shut up!
Echo: No, you shut up!
Ram No. 2: No, you shut up!
Echo: No, you shut up!
Ram No. 1: Hey, will you shut up?!
Echo: Hey, will you shut up?!
Ram No. 2: No.
Ram No. 1: JUST SHUT UP!
- It gets even funnier during the vignettes when the rams are exhausted and still yelling at their echoes.
- During the salmon run:
Old Lady Bear: (tearfully) This year, I lost my dear husband Edgar.
Edgar: (offscreen) Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
- Koda telling Kenai, after whacking him with a stick a few times, that the only way for him to get out of a trap is to chew his own foot off. The look on his face and tone of his voice implies he'd like to see this happen.
- And while Koda keeps hitting him with the stick, Kenai keeps trying to tell him to stop. Finally, when he screams "STOP IT!", he gets whacked just one more time.
- Wanda Syke's cameo in the sequel.
- In the vignettes, Kenai and Koda are making funny faces in the iceberg seen earlier in the movie. Then...a completely normal bear (who somehow looks like Kenai) shows up and starts laughing at the funny faces. When they switch to the normal bears, the newcomer has a funny mixed-up face and is still laughing. Kenai and Koda's expressions were priceless.
- Kenai helping the moose brothers impress their crushes in the sequel. They immediately give up when he roars in their faces (which was an act to "rescue" them from the "big hungry bear"), and the moosettes merely shove Kenai into a beaver dam.
- Rutt and Tuke playing "I Spy", with the exact same answer: Tree.
- Kenai's response to seeing the bears at the Salmon Run: scream really loudly.
- "Hey, you're stirring up the water, dude."