Funny / Breath of Fire III

  • The meeting with the Dragon Elder. Especially Momo's reaction when she learns that she doesn't exactly meet the Dirty Old Man's "needs".
  • Try looking at the bookshelves in the room where you launch the rocket in the Tower. It's full of porn...
  • During the contest, if you leave Momo behind as a hostage and then talk to her, this is what she has to say:
    Momo: Don't worry about me...You can go on without me...Even though they said they'll do XX and then XX to me, and after that they'll XXX me...I don't think they'll kill me. But what does XX and XXX mean, anyway?
  • The amazing Australian Dolphin. Especially when the game nonchalantly asks the player whether they'd like an English translation.
  • When Garr gets the shit beaten out of him by Deis. Even batter, she's completely naked.
    • Related to the above scene would be Nina, if she's in the party, being jealous when she saw that Ryu was embarrassed when seeing Deis.
    • And the music as Deis beats the shit out of Garr is a riff on "Eye of the Tiger".
  • For one of the most serious members of that game's True Companions, Garr gets yet another noteworthy moment, when he tries to pass Nina off as his daughter. The reactions of the Wyndian guards? Priceless.
    • "Tries," nothing. That bluff succeeded, if only because the guards were too scared out of their minds to argue.
    • The guards' dialogue in trying to cover up their mistake makes casual readers think that the guards believe Garr is the mother.
  • When the Mutant asks you to put it out of it's misery by using the red switch to put it in the lava, you can use the blue switch and it goes in the opposite direction, you can repeat that as often as you like until you use the red switch.
  • Rei's attempt of getting him and his friends from one roof to another. Complete and utter Epic Fail that somehow works.
  • Emitai is set up as being sympathetic, fighting to save his sick daughter. Go visit him after you fight him in the Contest of Champions and it's one of the best subversions of Healthcare Motivation ever. Even better, after the Time Skip, his daughter's still embarrassed about her part in the con.
  • The three orphans, upon learning Bunyan has gone out, decided to sneak into his house to filch some food. They find what they're looking for in the basement, but not before Bunyan comes back. Rei decides to go up first, and Ryu and Teepo then hear sounds of a scuffle topside. Teepo is confident that Rei made it out, but then they hear Rei's scream.