Hal: "If I can take down a large gorilla wearing a tie, then I can definately take down some German turtle!"
Chomp Bro.: "I'm Austrian! HIYAAAH!"
From the same episode, the third place winners (Team Piranha Plant, which consists of Steve and his cousin Petey Piranha) get a lifetime supply milk. Hilarity Ensues when Steve points out that Petey is lactose intolerant, followed by Petey vomiting offscreen.
Jeff going through a series of minion replacements, one of which is a Metroid. Jeff doesn't even know what that thing is.