Funny: Board James

  • In the review for Dragonstrike, the narrator on the VHS tells James to check if anyone's watching, and Po passes by the window.
    • From the same episode, when James says he's going to turn off the TV and the announcer tells him not to.
      James: - (visibly freaked out) Oh shit!
    • Before that, there's the part where he lists all of the different "craps".
  • The Mr. Bucket review. Mr. Bucket is cornering James with no escape, and Motherfucker Mike comes in the room. You'd think he'll end up saving James, but then this happens:
    James: Get away from me! Suck HIS balls!
    Mr. Bucket: (turns to Mike) BALLS! B-B-B-B-B-B-BALLS! BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS!
    Mike: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
    • From the same episode:
      James: I turned you off!
      Mr. Bucket: But you turn me on!
    • Before any of that, the absolutely appalled looks on the faces of James and Mike when they watch an old commercial for Mr. Bucket.
    • Mr. Bucket, er, joining James in bed. Made even funnier by the fact that it looks like James has a massive boner.
  • From the Donut Disaster video.
    Bad-Luck Bootsy: I like my coffee how I like my women. *sips coffee* WITH MY DICK IN IT! *pelvic thrust* BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK.
  • Pretty much the entire Doggie Doo video, but here are a few gems:
    Mike: So, how do we play this game?
    James: Who cares? It's a dog that shits!
    Mike: That's what I was thinking!
    (James takes out a can of brown Play-Doh)
    James (in dog-like voice): Woof-woof! I want some Play-Doh! Gimme some Play-Doh!
    Mike: Doggie needs some food so he can go poopies! Come on, doggie, let's go poopies!
    • But it turns out Play-Doh only makes the dog not work, so after getting another dog and feeding it properly (with the stuff that comes with the game):
    Mike: Doggie gonna do little doo-doo, or doggie gonna do big shit?
    Either Mike or James (not sure which) in a dog-like voice: DOGGIE GONNA DO A BIG SHIT!
    (The dog shits)
    • And right after they react to it:
    Mike: Ohhh, it's nuclear shit!
    James: What kind of toxic waste does this dog shit?
    Mike: Nuclear dookie!
    James: Nuclear dookie? It's nukie dookie!
    Mike (singsong): Nukie dookie, nukie dookie, nukie dookie!
    • And James summing it up at the end, more or less in his usual manner of reviewing:
    James: Now, seriously. It's a game... where a dog shits!
  • Although the much of the Dream Phone episode is pure Nightmare Fuel, James and Mike's reaction to Bad-Luck Bootsy's corpse is hilarious.
    James: Oh well, he's dead"
    Mike: Well, he's dead
  • From the Deadly Danger Dungeon episode, when James is showing off some of the other games he made:
    James: ...What in the unholy mother of fuck? What was I thinking to make a board game of Pit-Fighter?
    • Mike trying to get through the titular game James created and reacting at how unbelievably hard it is for a board game.
  • The Omega Virus episode: the further into the game James goes, the more hardcore it starts becoming as James fires off Techno Babble while playing the game as fast as possible, until it is revealed that there are three Jameses playing the game. A fourth James steps in and proceeds to kill the others (who were really robot clones) with a toy laser gun.