Funny / Board James

  • In the review for Dragonstrike, the narrator on the VHS tells James to check if anyone's watching, and Po passes by the window.
    • From the same episode, when James says he's going to turn off the TV and the announcer tells him not to.
      James: - (visibly freaked out) Oh shit!
    • Before that, there's the part where he lists all of the different "craps".
  • The Mr. Bucket review. Mr. Bucket is cornering James with no escape, and Motherfucker Mike comes in the room. You'd think he'll end up saving James, but then this happens:
    James: Get away from me! Suck HIS balls!
    Mr. Bucket: (turns to Mike) BALLS! B-B-B-B-B-B-BALLS! BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS!
    Mike: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
    • From the same episode:
      James: I turned you off!
      Mr. Bucket: But you turn me on!
    • Before any of that, the absolutely appalled looks on the faces of James and Mike when they watch an old commercial for Mr. Bucket.
    • Mr. Bucket, er, joining James in bed. Made even funnier by the fact that it looks like James has a massive boner.
  • From the Donut Disaster video.
    Bad-Luck Bootsy: I like my coffee how I like my women. *sips coffee* WITH MY DICK IN IT! *pelvic thrust* BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK.
  • Pretty much the entire Doggie Doo video, but here are a few gems:
    Mike: So, how do we play this game?
    James: Who cares? It's a dog that shits!
    Mike: That's what I was thinking!
    (James takes out a can of brown Play-Doh)
    James (in dog-like voice): Woof-woof! I want some Play-Doh! Gimme some Play-Doh!
    Mike: Doggie needs some food so he can go poopies! Come on, doggie, let's go poopies!
    • But it turns out Play-Doh only makes the dog not work, so after getting another dog and feeding it properly (with the stuff that comes with the game):
    Mike: Doggie gonna do little doo-doo, or doggie gonna do big shit?
    Either Mike or James (not sure which) in a dog-like voice: DOGGIE GONNA DO A BIG SHIT!
    (The dog shits)
    • And right after they react to it:
    Mike: Ohhh, it's nuclear shit!
    James: What kind of toxic waste does this dog shit?
    Mike: Nuclear dookie!
    James: Nuclear dookie? It's nukie dookie!
    Mike (singsong): Nukie dookie, nukie dookie, nukie dookie!
    • And James summing it up at the end, more or less in his usual manner of reviewing:
    James: Now, seriously. It's a game... where a dog shits!
  • Although the much of the Dream Phone episode is pure Nightmare Fuel, James and Mike's reaction to Bad-Luck Bootsy's corpse is hilarious.
    James: Oh well, he's dead"
    Mike: Well, he's dead
  • From the Deadly Danger Dungeon episode, when James is showing off some of the other games he made:
    James: ...What in the unholy mother of fuck? What was I thinking to make a board game of Pit-Fighter?
    • Mike trying to get through the titular game James created and reacting at how unbelievably hard it is for a board game.
  • The Omega Virus episode: the further into the game James goes, the more hardcore it starts becoming as James fires off Techno Babble while playing the game as fast as possible, until it is revealed that there are three Jameses playing the game. A fourth James steps in and proceeds to kill the others (who were really robot clones) with a toy laser gun.
  • James questioning the Ouija board. He gets no response whatever, culminating in:
    James: DOES THIS CARDBOARD AND PLASTIC WALMART-BOUGHT PARKER BROTHERS PIECE OF SHIT DO ANYTHING AT ALL?!
    • Mike appearing as Elvis and killing Mr. Bucket and the Dream Phone is equal parts funny and awesome. Hell, the idea of Elvis Mike itself is enough to fit here.
  • This moment in the "Tornado Rex" review, when James asks Bootsy (who's going to crank the Tornado Rex contraption to start the game) if he can count to three:
    Bootsy: Count 'em: One, (crank) two, (crank; points the loaded Tornado Rex piece at James's face) fuck you!
  • Bootsy's out-of-character "Fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit!" during the "Shark Attack" review. The shocked reactions on Mike and James are priceless.
    • "No, no, he fucked a fish." and the reaction shots afterwards
      • Specifically the cut to a shocked, illustrated fish (on the game board).
    • James flipping out at the end while Bootsy gets comfy with the shark.
  • Episode 25 is a Crossover between Board James and the Angry Video Game Nerd reviewing board games based on video games. The episode ultimately culminates into Board James donning glasses, discarding his cap, and becoming who he was ultimately meant to be: the Angry Video Game Nerd.
    • Individual nuggets of hilarity abound, such as when James is reviewing the board game version of Pac-Man.
    James: The game isn't perfect, for sure, it's just kind of...y'know, I guess you could say it's...
    The Nerd: (appears on the game's box) I think the proper term you're searching for is "It's a piece of shit!" Who would wanna play a board game of Pac-Man when you can play the video game instead?!
    James: You mean like that assanine Atari 2600 version where they couldn't even get Pac-Man into a circle shape?!
    James: ...it sucks.
    The Nerd: How much does it suck?
    James: It fucking sucks!!
    The Nerd: Say it like it is!
    James: It's a shitload of fuck!!!
    The Nerd: (nods in approval) That's a good one.
    James: Oh no...they didn't...they took Street Fighter literally! It's just a bunch of fucking streets! GET IT?! STREET FIGHTER?! THEY FIGHT ON THE STREETS! ON THE STREETS!!
    The Nerd: You're right. It's ass. I'm gonna go play the video game.
    • Wondering if he put the game together right, he checks the instructions, which say to "Discard waste". He then throws the whole game in the trash.
    • Tetris: The board game, especially when he's humming "Korobeiniki" and (trying to) move the pieces like the video game.
  • "13 Dead End Drive". Two words.
    James: "FUCK TECHNOLOGY!!!"
    • For context's sake, James points out how the phone lines are cut due to a heavy storm, preventing the others from calling the cops. They whip out their cellphones.
    • Bootsy accidentally hanging himself.

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