Pretty much the entire Doggie Doo video, but here are a few gems:
Mike: So, how do we play this game?
James: Who cares? It's a dog that shits!
Mike: That's what I was thinking!
(James takes out a can of brown Play-Doh)
James (in dog-like voice): Woof-woof! I want some Play-Doh! Gimme some Play-Doh!
Mike: Doggie needs some food so he can go poopies! Come on, doggie, let's go poopies!
- But it turns out Play-Doh only makes the dog not work, so after getting another dog and feeding it properly (with the stuff that comes with the game):
Mike: Doggie gonna do little doo-doo, or doggie gonna do big shit?
Either Mike or James (not sure which) in a dog-like voice: DOGGIE GONNA DO A BIG SHIT!
(The dog shits)
- And right after they react to it:
Mike: Ohhh, it's nuclear shit!
James: What kind of toxic waste does this dog shit?
Mike: Nuclear dookie!
James: Nuclear dookie? It's nukie dookie!
Mike (singsong): Nukie dookie, nukie dookie, nukie dookie!
- And James summing it up at the end, more or less in his usual manner of reviewing:
James: Now, seriously. It's a game... where a dog shits!