I'm going to try to talk her into getting a pentagram tattooed on her scalp. I know a guy in the Haight who will do it for free if you abuse him while he's tattooing.
I'm not intimidated- because I know that her boobs are fake. and it's so obvious that they hunt the nosferatu that it's not even funny. Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!" But on the outside I was totally chill. And I'm like, "I don't know who you're talking about. This is my apartment."
Moore's You Suck had one in Abby Normal's disgust in her mother's attitude regarding family time. Something about "flicking the bean" at the dinner table...
There's also William and his Running Gag of homeless signs: