Funny: Black Butler

Black Butler may be a serious and sometimes rather dark series, but there are still many scenes that are sure to crack you up.
  • The ENTIRE chapter/episode where Ciel cross-dress as a girl. Especially when Elizabeth shows up while stalking 'her'.
  • Ciel and Sebastian come home to discover that the entire manor, servants included, has been cutesyfied by Lizzi.
    Ciel:"My manor..."
    • Just a bit later, Lizzy puts a frilly pink flowery bonnet on Sebastian's head. The servants are amused. He isn't.
  • "I am simply one hell of a deer."
  • Ciel's inward horrified reactions at Viscount Druitt's advances in episode 4, as well as his reaction when he finds out Lizzy is there too.
  • Sebastian training Pluto with a Carrot/Stick method.
  • From the manga's circus arc, every instance of Ciel trying (and failing) to fit in with the circus troupe, from having to dress himself to having to peel potatoes for what is very likely the first time in his life.
    Freckles:"Smile, what're you planning to make from them potatoes with peels thicker than the meat ?"
    • From the same chapter, Sebastian and William find out they'll have to share a room.
    • While Ciel and Sebastian are at the circus, they get a call from the manor. Elizabeth is visiting and the staff want them to come home. In the background, we see her wreaking havoc.
    • Sebastian and the tiger.
  • In episode 3 of Kuroshitsuji II, Ciel turns to talk to Sebastian...only to find him fawning over a group of cats with an awestruck expression on his face. Considering how cold and composed he normally is, the moment is absolutely priceless.
    • And Ciel does a Face Palm and says that Sebastian is a "cat obsessed moron".
  • During one episode of the first season, Sebastian explains why he has such a preference for cats over dogs to Ciel. After he finishes talking, Ciel, in a rare moment of humor, barks at him.
  • In vol. 2 of the manga, Sebastian goes through his usual routine. All the other house staff come to him when something has gone wrong, and his inner thoughts on them are pretty humorous.
    Sebastian (on Bardroy): The remaining 20% of your "food" has been hazardous waste.
    Sebastian (on Finny): I have seen many things in my long life, but this is the first time I've dealt with a creature from outer space.
  • When Ciel is detailing the characteristics of a string of murder victims, Sebastian voices his affirmative in increasingly loud yeses. Ciel looks around to find his butler... fondling a cat with "black, midnight hair" and etc.
  • Stoic and composed William T. Spears getting his glasses knocked off, the Velma style way he looks for them, and yelling at the brick wall he thinks is Ronald from episode 9 of the second season.
  • Season 1 episode 14:
    Ciel: "Have you concocted a curry better than Agni's yet?"
    (flashback shot of chibi Soma in a food coma)
    Sebastian: "No. According to Prince Soma, something is still lacking."
    Ciel: "Then get back to the kitchen and stop wasting your time making cakes. You have more important things to do."
    Sebastian: "Yes, I understand, my Lord."
    Ciel: "And anyway, I'm not really in the mood for chocolate right now. Drop it into the curry or something."
    Sebastian: "Indeed, my young master."
  • We are... THE PHOENIX!!
    • Even better is Ciel's shocked "oh-God-do-we-really-have-to-do-that?!" expression upon being told about it.
    • Later, the group has to do it again, and this time, Snake is part of the group. It's quite hilarious for not only Snake to strike the "Phoenix pose", but also the snakes on his shoulders striking the pose as well! (or as well as they can, since they have no arms).
  • In chapter 37 Nina Hopkins states that she only likes boys and girls that are 15 years or younger, prompting Sebastian to comment that he does not need to know what she does in her spare time.
  • Chapter 62. The poor owl.
  • In one chapter Sebastian sits up in his coffin after faking his death, which results in Bard, Finny, Maylene, Lizzie, Agni, and the Prince tackle-glomping him. All while still in the coffin.
  • Alois wearing Hannah's maid outfit.
  • "Can I kill him?"
  • This may be the first manga to ever reference Groucho Marx. Also, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Claude kisses Ciel's foot in Episode 10 of Season 2...and gets kicked in the face for it.
  • While he was supposed to be faking his death, Sebastian risks exposing the whole scheme in order to... frantically hide a dozen cats in his wardrobe.
    • Which was later opened by the guests searching for clues to Sebastian's "murder", flinging the cats everywhere!
  • At the end of "Solo Butler" (season 2, episode 2), Sebastian gives Ciel the following advice for handling Grell:
    If your eyes happen to meet, don't break eye contact; just back away slowly and call out from a safe distance, "Say, have you gained weight?"
  • Depending on your interpretation, the ending of season 2 is downright hilarious. Sebastian has to serve Ciel for all eternity, and will never have the chance to claim his master's soul? Classic. As this troper once heard someone say, "the ending of season 2 is basically Sebastian being tied to a chair and having a delicious cake set in front of him. And he never gets to eat it."
  • Alois dancing around in the first episode and saying "Ole!"
  • Sebastian explaining that in his dimension, the only pets they have are xenomorphs.
  • The outtakes for season 2.
    • ".... Lick your mother."
    • (To Lizzie) "Thank me? Well, you can start with a blowjob, for one."
    • Sebastian: "A duck... No, wait. A goose. Ha! I'm an idiot." It's also perfectly in sync with the animation, which makes it even funnier.
    • Ciel warning about Madam Red in a far higher pitch than normal (and in a sarcastic tone at that).
    • Sebastian's dirty limerick.
    • "Do you like it?! Look at my boobs!"
    • "An instrument maybe? MAYBE?!"
    • "Th-this is my jam. This is my jam, dawg!"
    • "If you want to get your legs ripped off, then by all means, try it!"
    • "I won't fall for the same trick. *falls down a trap door* And I just did." Bonus points if you remember that Claude has the same dub VA as Il Palazzo.
    • Every single time Brina exaggerates her British accent. Some other actors on the show do this too, but she does it a lot more.
  • In the school arc, the constant use of the word "fag". Though in this case it means "butler".
  • In chapter 70 Ciel pretends to not know Soma which makes Soma peeved so he uses the trunk of the elephant he's riding on to lift Ciel into the air.
    • Hell, Soma's entrance into the academy. He's not going on a parade, he's got a parade of elephants to lead him all the way to the school!
  • There's just something darkly amusing about the fact that in the Campania arc, Stoker turned a horse-pulled carriage, complete with horses and driver, into zombies.
  • Agares from the college arc, in his so far two appearances, he had spectacular accidents when going down stairs. The poor guy just can't be near them.
  • Chapter 72. Violet, the purple house's prefect, demands the green house's prefect's boytoy to pose awkwardly for him while Violet draws. A case of Exact Words: "You pose, I draw whatever the hell I want."
    • Even better when it's revealed that Violet isn't even drawing Greenwell. He just thinks it's funny to have him be in awkward positions for hours on end.
  • The look on Ciel's face when Lizzy starts chopping up zombies with a pair of swords. Just, the look on his face.
    • I think the kicker of the whole thing was a rarely serious Elizabeth offering to carry an injured Ciel on her back while Sebastian calmly tells her that he could do it.
  • Aboard the cruise ship, Ciel and Sebastian head off for the Aurora Society meeting. As they do, Ciel leaves his cake with Snake. After a moment, Snake noms it. The expressions sell it.
  • Sebastian dressing as an ugly unicorn to sell perfume in chapter 85.
  • Sullivan's "secret chamber" scene., stahp.
    • Pretty much any time Sieglinde decides to be The Tease is going to be a mixture of hilarity and extra doses of Squick.
    Sieglinde: (to Sebastian) "I want your fabulous DNA!"
    Ciel: "Hey, stop chattering!" Don't turn my butler into a criminal!
  • When Sebastian learns that Wolfram is taking so damn long to prepare dinner because he makes each dish separately. He's dumbfounded that someone managed to take inefficiency to such a level.
    • Before that, our duo and Sieglinde are sitting at the table awkwardly for an hour before Ciel suggests that Sebastian says something.
  • The Making Of Kuroshitsuji II is itself one giant CMOF, what with Animated Actors (who nevertheless mirror their "characters'" selves uncannily) but the best bit is the fake trailer at the end, which at first seems feasible, but quickly descends into Shocking Swerve after Shocking Swerve before it degenerates into a massive Cliché Storm of Anime Tropes, even ones belonging in entirely different genres. The animators must've had the time of their lives...
  • The flashback to Sebastian's first days as Ciel's butler in the manga is full of great little moments.
    • After freeing Ciel from the cultists' hideout, Sebastian says they should go back to his mansion.
    Ciel: I don't know where it is.
    Sebastian: (Beat, stunned expression) Eh?
    Sebastian: *still smiling* I take that back. I ended up serving an incredibly disagreeable boy.
    • Sebastian brings Ciel into the restored Phantomhive mansion. One panel later, Ciel is screaming loudly enough to scare owls outside beside Sebastian just poured a bunch of boiling water into his bath. Then he brings Ciel some warm milk and honey to help him get to sleep, and Ciel stops him before he leaves the room...only to tell him that he better learn to prepare human food properly soon, because he can't live on warm milk for the rest of his life.
    Sebastian: *closes door behind him* That little brat...
    • Ciel makes a mistake in his studies, so Sebastian smacks him across the palms of his hands. Later, Sebastian - who is still struggling to get the hang of cooking - screws up making tea, so Ciel dumps the tea into his hands. Sebastian's expression is priceless.
  • It was just an affectionate nib
  • How does Ciel pass the knife-throwing test in the Book of Circus? Sebastian was throwing pebbles at the knife to make it hit perfectly in the middle. How does Ciel pass the tightrope test? Sebastian was throwing pebbles at him! Ciel was not amused.
  • Sebastian trying to hold back laughter when Joker ask Ciel for a big smile as the last thing needed for Ciel to be accepted into the troupe. And another when Ciel was nicknamed "Smile". Ciel again was not amused.
  • William T.Spears got an amazing SUIT for his circus performances.
  • Sebastian and William being forced to share a room. As Ciel protested against this arrangement, Joker laughs at him for being too attached to "Black". In the side of the panel, Sebastian and Willaim are death glaring at each other.
  • The movie shows that even in the year 2020, Sebastian is somehow still serving the Phantomhive (Well, technically Genpo) family. While helping Kiyoharu, who's secretly a girl named Shiori, get dressed, they have a discussion about Shiori's nightmare and Sebastian says he wished he could've been there in her dreams to protect her and she quips how she already sees enough of his face and she receives more relief not seeing it at all, leading to this:
    Sebastian: (muttering)…rotten ass brat.
    Shiori/Kiyoharu: What?
    Sebastian: Oh, nothing.
    • Afterwards, he happily mentions how even though it would be troublesome if Shiori was to be murdered, he wouldn't care if suicide was an issue because he'd still obtain her soul if she took her own life. Sebastian is pretty much a calm, cool and collected character in the manga and in the anime series, so to see him lose his head momentarily was a hilarious sight.
  • Just like Ciel, Shiori claims that since her abduction and the murder of her parents, she lacks the ability and the need to smile anymore, like Sebastian suggests she do. However, in the following scene where she invites her aunt over for lunch, Sebastian suggests once more that she smiles and while she does attempt to, she really can't smile. At all. To the point where Sebastian is disturbed.
  • Ciel cross-dressing as Sieglinde and surprising Wolfram with a loaded gun to the face could perhaps count as Black Comedy to some.
  • In chapter 99.5, we are introduced to a friend of Ciel's dad who was quite the stunner (such as the majority of Kuro's adult male cast). Come a few years later, and he's gain quite a few pounds (yet can still kick ass!)!
    • Even funnier is that Diederich was actually introduced quite early in the series (in a very short scene), and now he has a nice size following in the fandom.
  • When the triplets finally speak in the "Spider's Intention" OVA most of their lines are amusing especially: "If it weren't for Miss Hannah I'd burn this mansion to the ground."
  • Lizzie finding Ciel and Sieglinde in a rather compromising position. What really sells it is Ciel's thoughts about how a giant tank was less life-threatening than an angry Lizzie.
    • Right before that, Sebastian decides the best way to help the German duo with their pronunciations is to put these tight mouth-spreading contraptions on them so they can see how their tongues move... and about an hour later Sieglinde is screaming unintelligibly at Sebastian (possibly cursing him out) and rushes out to find Ciel.
  • Most if not all of chapter 107.5 was this, given the amount of ridiculousness and breaking of the fourth wall going on.
  • This troper personally finds that the series went as far as to paint Ciel and Sebastian as the inspiration for Sherlock Holmes, complete with Sebastian going into Arthur's mind and specifically telling him to write the story during a side story (even conjuring up Holmes's silhouette) to be absolutely hilarious.