Funny / Big Jake

  • "But I ain't ever been to Nacogdoches."
    • "Dammit mister, I believe you!"
  • The introduction of Michael's motorcycle, enough said.
  • "No way, I ain't gettin' out... not 'til you say I can shoot back!"
    • "It holds eight shots, not six."
  • This exchange, when Jacob learns that James was injured during an earlier shootout and needs to have said injury treated:
    Jacob: Take down your pants.
    James: *annoyed* Are you on the level?
    Jacob: Are you going to take down your pants, or am I going to have to take them for you?
    James: You and who else?
    Jacob: *commandingly* Dog.
    *Jacob's dog sits up and growls menacingly.*