This exchange, when Jacob learns that James was injured during an earlier shootout and needs to have said injury treated:
Jacob: Take down your pants.
James: *annoyed* Are you on the level?
Jacob: Are you going to take down your pants, or am I going to have to take them for you?
James: You and who else?
Jacob: *commandingly* Dog.
*Jacob's dog sits up and growls menacingly.*