Funny: Beyblade

    Season 1 
  • Episode 13:
    • Quarter finals of the Chinese Tournament, first set of the first match, Gao of the White Tigers against a member of the Mongolian team. Everyone is being rightly hyped... And then Gao's stomach loudly grumbles. Everyone but Kai (The Stoic) and Rei (who may have been sleeping) is stunned into speechlessness (yes, even the overly serious Lai)... And then there's a mass Face Fault when Gao declares: "What?! I'm hungry!". Mao has to bribe him with free food to be consumed after he wins to get him to fight...
    • Faced with a whool-covered defensive beyblade that can No Sell his attack, what does Gao do? Easy: summon his Bit Beast!
    • Seeing that, Mao declares that Gao has already won... And makes a comparison with food. Cue Oh Crap! as soon as Gao gets distracted by thinking about food, followed by an epic one by Gao himself when he realizes he lost while he was distracted.
  • Episode 14
    • At the start of the episode, president Daitenji is enjoying the early morning when he hears Takao's pained scream. He asks the Bladebreakers what happened... And they explain: Takao was oversleeping, so Rei fed him a whole chili pepper. Cue the scream.
      • Also, it didn't actually work: Takao did wake up, but then fainted in pain.
    • During the semi-final match (to which Takao and Rei were late due the chili pepper debacle and an avalanche blocking the road), Max's Oh Crap! when he realizes he's winning too fast (as they risk being disqualified if they don't have at least three contestants) and him cheering when his opponent recovers.
    • One Lost in Translation: at the end, faced with Kai's efforts to keep a jerkish image, Takao insults him... And in the original he uses the word 'kawaikunee', or uncute. Gets funnier when you realize it's the same word Ranma Saotome uses in his fights with Akane.
  • Episode 15:
  • Episode 16:
    • Takao's reaction to the male half of the public and the Chief having a crush on Mao and the female half having a crush on Rei.
    • Takao, Max and the Chief getting scared by Kai encouraging Rei to fight for his dreams.
  • In episode 18, Takao getting told by a little girl that the real Takao is way cuter.
  • Episode 19 of season one:
    • Takao is bored out of his mind while on the plane for America, so the Chief suggests him to play at something, or read something, or eat some fruit. Takao's reply? He aims to the corner with the evidence that he already did it until he grew bored.
    • Takao's grandfather. Especially when showing off his Kendo skills.
    • The ultimate example of Serious Business in this series: PPB, the organization training the American Beyblade team, is literally Backed by the Pentagon. And NASA. It gets to such an absurd level that Max and Kai, the latter of which would later proudly declare that Beyblade is Serious Business to him, looked like they found it ridiculous, and Rei and Takao voiced this feeling.
    • The Chief begging the PPB scientists to hire him as a janitor, and his Imagine Spot.
    • Every single known PPB beyblader of season one is a Bunny-Ears Lawyer, but reservists Tony and Andy take the cake:
  • Episode 20:
  • Episode 21:
    • The Bladebreakers are near a mountain lake for training. Expecting something like the PPB, Takao starts complaining, but his grandfather declares it's a good place for training... And, for food, they can eat robins and other birds. It's Max' Big "OMG!" and the reaction faces of the team that sell it. Especially Rei's, as he's not shocked by the suggestion but happy, and Kai's, that keeps the frown he already had.
    • During the special training, the Bladebreakers are to train near a waterfall, and Antonio, their temporary training partner, explains Takao that it's to develop control and balance when launching, and that you should train in similar dangerous area for that. Takao, of course, asks who says so... And Antonio points the nearby sign.
  • Episode 22:
    • Rei's crush for the actress of the celebrity team.
    • Rei and Takao wants to take part in the charity match, even if for different reasons, but only one member of their team can go. So they challenge each other to Rock-Paper-Scissors. Who wins? Max, of course.
    • About the celebrity team in the charity match... Here's another example of this series' Mundane Made Awesome and extreme importance of beyblade: in the original the guy who in the American dub is a random billionaire named McSneeze is actually the President of the United States.
      • Still not laughing? Well, the name is left out, but by the looks and the era it's intended to be George W. Bush. Now imagine that guy playing beyblade with a blonde Hollywood star and a wrestler against three children...
  • Episode 24:
    • Emily's smug face as she brags about the PPB equipment to Takao and she announces him that, according to the PPB's expectation, the Bladebreakers are going to lose their match against the Equador team.
    • Takao's grandfather showing off his Kendo skills to the public at the match, getting another Instant Fanclub.
    • The origins of the Equador's team beyblades: Sancho received his by an iguana he used to play hide and seek with, Fernando had a sea lion give it back to him after he had accidentally dropped it in the sea, and Bartolomeo had his hatch from an egg a giant tortoise dropped before him to thank him for driving away some bullies.
      • And the Bladebreakers' skeptic faces as they're told about them. Especially with the last (on which Takao openly called bullshit).
    • Fernando is winning his set against Max. But Fernando's gymmick is based on a sea lion... And, suddenly, his beyblade loses interest in playing with Draciel and leaves the field. And the Bladebreakers make the same incredulous face you are doing reading this.
      • What sells it is that Fernando treats it as perfectly normal.
    • After the match the Equador's team go to the Bladebreakers... And ask for their autographs and a picture.
  • Episode 25:
    • Takao's going at a buffet. The Chief is worried that Takao may eat too much, Max tells him that their team mate knows not to exagerate... Cue ridiculous faces as they notice Takao pigging out, even jumping on the table to eat more. And Kai still keeps his frown during the whole shenaningan.
    • Takao insists he can play. Cue the Chief making him fall by blowing on him.
    • The first Brazilian blader has a samba gimmick, complete with soundtrack. Cue Daitenji and Takao's grandfather dancing something completely different.
    • The face of Vahoola, the second Brazilian blader, when Rei tells her her Doppelgänger Spin is useless on him.
    • Sick!Takao cheering on Rei.
    • After his teammates lost, Mario, the Brazilian captain, declares he will at least win a point with honour. Then we're reminded his opponent is Kai.
  • Episode 26:
  • Episode 28:
    • The beyblade stadium is modeled on a baseball field, and placed in such way Michael's in the pitcher position. So, what does Max do? Make Draciel conquer all the bases.
    • Before the final game of the match, the DJ reminds them they're not playing baseball.
  • Episode 29 may be a Recap Episode... But still manages to give us an incredibly funny moment thanks to the Chief walking in a pub wearing a Badass Longcoat and a Fedora of Asskicking and then ordering milk on the rocks. Cue Face Fault from two patrons and a ceiling fan.
  • Episode 30:
    • The attempts at dealing with the Chief's sea sickness:
      • Takao brings him to the ship's pool so he could swim and relax, but the Chief refuses claiming that the team must concentrate only on beyblading, not playing balls with the girls in the pool. Then he sees Max is doing just that, making faces almost as funny as Takao's at the sight.
    • Max' idea is a good and large meal, so he brings the Chief and Takao at the ship's restaurant. Max and Takao want to eat, but the Chief calls them out on neglecting training to eat... Cue Rei who has just finished his own lunch.
    • Rei suggests to play beyblade against the children on the ship, with the Chief getting over the sickness by taking data on it. The Chief refuses, because they're just amateurs, too weak to be a decent training. This becomes funny when you realize that Ralf was already there looking for a decent challenge.
  • Episode 33:
    • the Bladebreakers are trying to find Kai who has gone off somewhere on his own, and Takao suggests they go up to the Eiffel Tower to get a better view. As Takao is making his way to the tower, the Chief points out a slight flaw in Takao's idea.
    Chief: "I guess he never factored in that Kai might be inside a building."
  • When the Bladebreakers arrive at Ralf's mansion, Takao heads off on his own to find him and eventually reaches a room filled with death traps which he dodges by a really close shot until he slides down a dustshoot that ends in the fireplace where everyone else, Ralf included, is. Ralf's response to Takao calling him out on the traps?
    Ralf: I gotta get someone to check those traps. It usually works. You're lucky.
  • At the very end of the dub of episode 45 in season 1, after Kai realizes his mistakes and returns to the Bladebreakers, he leaves to confront Boris, taking the helicopter his teammates had used to get there.
    Ray: (last line of the episode, as they're watching the helicopter flying away) "Guys? How are we gonna get out of here?"

    Season 2 
  • Episode 4:
    • When Chief and Hiromi are trapped behind a reinforced glass cell and Takao tries to set them free by punching it, only to end up hurting his hand.
    Hiromi: Smooth move braniac! If that's all it took we'd be out already...
  • Episode 15
    • Hiromi's obsession with seeing the Bit Beasts, and her parodistic Heroic BSOD when Takao tells her she can't because the Bit Beasts just don't like her.
    • Later, the prank Takao plays on Hiromi (funny enough to get Kai to chuckle): a ridiculous fake ritual to enable her to see Bit Beasts.
      Hiromi: "Oh, Bit Beast, oh, Bit Beast, oh, Bit Beast, oh, Bit Beast, oh Bit Beast..."

    Season 3 
  • An unintentional funny moment created by the dub. In episode 35 of season 3, Vorkov makes a deal with Neoborg/Blitzkrieg Boys where if they lose to Garland, they will have to join the BEGA League. In the original Japanese version, Yuri says that he'd rather die than work for him again prompting a genuinely horrified look from Garland. In the dub version, Yuri says he'd rather quit beyblading than work for him again... with the same horrified look from Garland.
  • The Chief showing his crush over Ming Ming.
    Chief: "Is this the hand... The hand that that touched Ming Ming's hand!"
    *Daichi tries to run away after committing the error of shaking hands with Ming Ming*"

     Manga/Unsorted 
  • During the first Japanese tournament in the manga, Rei had been hyped as a powerful opponent. Comes his semi-final match against Takao, Blader DJ calls him in... And then cries in shock when he notices he's sleeping, as he was sure to win and lacked sleep. It got a Mythology Gag in the anime, where Rei, in the same situation, comes immediately after being called, but yawns and hints he just woke up because he was sure to win.