Funny / Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

• When Belle goes to the furnace to get a Yule Log and a tree, the Axe in charge is in full Used Car Salesman mode.
  Axe: What'll it be? [Digs into a pile of logs, tossing pieces out] We got hard wood, soft wood, we got- [CLANG] OY! Concrete!
• Forte would like to remind you that he is, unfortunately, BOLTED TO THE WALL!
• Beast orders Forte to play the song he composed for Belle. Cue "Deck the Halls"... played on an Ominous Pipe Organ that makes it sound creepy. Beast then orders Forte to sing along; cue Forte singing slowly in-time with no emotion at all and somewhat offkey. "Louder!" Forte again complies.
• "Don't whine, glasses."
  • "Soooooryyyyyy."
• When Belle first meets Angelique and finds out she was once the castle decorator, Angelique informs her that the ugly statuary, gargoyles, and overall creepy design was certainly not her doing:
  Angelique: Do you think I was responsible for this Baroque atrocity?
• When Lumiere notices Belle's gift for Beast, he tells him it came from a girl, and Beast asks if she was Mrs. Potts, and Lumiere clarifies it was from Belle.
• "Forte! Stop the noise!"
  • "Noise? NOISE?! This is my masterpiece!"
• When Cogsworth and Lumiere discover that Belle went off to the Black Forest to find a tree and hurry after her, we get this exchange:
  Lumière: Cogsworth, quit dawdling!
  Cogsworth: I'm not dawdling! I'm waddling!
  Lumière: Well don't waddle then! We're in a hurry, you lazy old clock!
• Cogsworth and Lumière go looking for Belle in the snow. Cogsworth keeps falling over, which gives Lumiere an idea: turning Cogsworth into a snowboard.
  Lumière: I think we finally found a use for you! Clockboarding! No no, Snowclocking! Whatever!

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