Funny / BattleTech

  • The writers sometimes get lazy when thinking of planet names. We have:
    • Butte Hold, the domain of the pirate king Redjack Ryan
    • Struggle, the capital of the planet Here
    • A Place
    • Somewhere
    • Nowhere
  • Or they make up clever puns with other names:
  • There is a corporation named Wangker Aerospace.

  • In the early sourcebook, City Tech, were several amusing stories, including one of a mercenary group that had a couple of skilled technicians who were also inveterate pranksters. The day after a battle, the Mechwarriors were rather upset to find that their stripped armor had been replaced with scrap from delivery trucks, leaving their 'Mechs plastered with messages like "WIDE LOAD", "LARD" and "processed chicken".
  • The A Time of War roleplaying sourcebook provides short quotes and stories all throughout. Due to the quotes being a sentence or two at best, most of them are amusing in a Noodle Incident sort of way, but the quote for the Throwing Weapons skill is comedy gold.
    • In the same sourcebook, the picture for the Training skill features an instructor who Drives Like Crazy piloting a 'Mech with a trainee in the backseat. The instructor has a Slasher Smile. The trainee looks like he just wet himself.
  • The artists can get in on the fun. One of the core rulebooks had an illustration of two 'mechs fighting in a duel. One Mad Cat was pointing to a lump of metal on the ground as if to say to the other mech "You're next!". There was another 'mech with the Nose Art of a cartoonish rabbit and the name "Happy Bunny".
  • One of the units in Technical Readout: 3145 is the Condottiere assault craft, A small craft that is leased, rather than sold, to customers. In a raid in 3139, a Draconis Combine force raided a Federated Suns world. Both sides had Condottieres as escorts or defenders. When they engaged, the Condottieres on both sides promptly ignored each other to attack the DropShips that they were supposed to defend. You see, there's a mutual non-aggression clause in the Condottiere's lease that prohibits any models on opposite sides of a battle from firing on each other.
  • The very existence of Experimental Technical Readout: Royal Fantasy Tournament: A listing of customized 'Mechs fighting in a 3146 Solaris IV tournament. Mechs with nicknames like "Snow White", "Cinderella", "Merida", "Aladdin", "Mulan", "Ariel", "Beast" and even "Leia".
    • The Mechwarrior profiles are even worse. "Leia", for example, is piloted by a mechwarrior named Carolyn Fischer of Team Rebel Alliance, who inherited the machine from her mother, Natalia Portman, fought with the Stormhammers, and witnessed a terrible WMD strike as part of a rebellion.
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