- Anything that happens to Perkins. Anything.
- Tronk's threats are hilariously over the top.
"I'll do unspeakable things to your grandmothers!!""You steal my iron?! I'll turn your skin inside out!!"
- If you retreat from a battle, Perkins will sometimes say "We only lost because we were caught off-guard by the strength of their odor."
- Perkins after a mission where he helps Percival chase some boars away from the Boar Badlands.
"How does this guy make punching boars seem so fun?"