* "Bank Job". That is all.
-->"But how do you plan for a bank full of nuns?"
* "Why Say Anything Nice?"
-->"Why'd you put your backpack on\\
If you won't just take a hike?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_snpe3QmzCc This]] Rendition of "King Of Bedside Manor".
* "Crazy" is basically a string of one-liners based around slang for being insane.
-->"The lights are on but nobody's home\\
My elevator doesn't go to the top\\
I'm not playing with a full deck\\
I've lost my marbles!"
* The "Give me a break" in the background during the bridge of "Stomach vs Heart"
* The end of Enid:
-->I can get a job, I can pay the phone bills\\
I can cut the lawn, cut my hair, cut out my cholesterol\\
I can work overtime, I can work in a mine\\
I can do it all for you!\\
''[beat]''\\
But I don't want to!
** Of course the beginning is also unsettlingly funny: "The silence, the terror, the pain and the horror as your mom comes downstairs..."
* "Grade 9".
-->"Jim: They called me "Chicken Legs"\\
[[ThePeteBest Andy]]: They called me "Four Eyes"\\
Steven: They called me "Fatso"\\
Tyler: They called me "Buckwheat"\\
Ed: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking They called me Eddie.]]"
* On their Live DVD ''Talk to The Hand'', Steven [[spoiler:literally [[BigEater eats the mic]]]] during a pause in the middle of "Be My Yoko Ono", much to the amusement of everyone.
* "If you think of her as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_The_Great#Final_months_and_death Catherine the Great]], then you should be the horse to help her meet her fate."
* "I could hide out under there/I just made you say underwear"
* [[http://t.co/RyqtePRZUc The entire video for "Odds Are]], particularly as it contrasts so spectacularly with the lyrics of the video. There are quite a few bonuses for RoosterTeeth fans, too.
* Their rendition of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvFURcDMXfk Jingle Bells]]." Few bands but BNL would actually commit to tape the famous "Batman Smells" verse.
** The [[CrowningMomentOfFunny crowning moment]] must be when Steven Page starts {{corpsing}} in the third chorus due to his voice squeaking from the harsh high-pitched near-falsetto he uses for most of the song.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM9Wi4ie2no Deck the Stills]]. Basically, replace all of the lyrics for "Deck the Halls" with the phrase "Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young".
* "Another Postcard". It's a ListSong about how one of the band members kept being spammed with postcards with [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys chimpanzees]] on them.
* ''Snacktime'' has "Crazy [=ABCs=]," a song where Ed tries to find "stranger" words that begin with each letter, such as "A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar." The goofy dialogue between Ed and Steven makes the song funnier as it goes on.
** The "Food Party" skit from the same album. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rjwMExU55Q Words really don't do it justice.]]
* "Light Up My Room" from ''Stunt'' is a beautiful, soulful paean to the singer's hometown... and then you start actually listening to the lyrics.
-->There's a shopping cart in the ravine\\
Foam on the creek is like pop and ice cream\\
Field full of tires that is always on fire\\
To light my way home...