Angry mother: (to the store manager) "In front of my babies, you got porno and homo shows up in here? What kind of freak-ass store is this?!" (to Marcus and Mike, as they're walking out) And you two motherfuckers need Jesus!" (to her children) "Cover your ears, baby."
Especially since...well, having one's erectile dysfunction aired out in public isn't fun. But the way they are talking about it, out of context, makes it sound like they are a gay coupleand it came from some really rough sex, Marcus is pouring his issues out to Mike, who's acting like an emotionally abusive boyfriend.
Camp Gay Bystander: That poor man is just pouring his heart out!