- Squeaky Fromme and Sarah Jane Moore's attempt to assassinate Gerald Ford. Key word here being "attempt". Even Gerald Ford had to step in a help them pick up the fallen bullet.
- Speaking of Sarah Jane Moore: "Shit, I shot it!"
- Ditto for Hinckley's attempt to kill Ronald Reagan. This Troper's parents claim this was also Ronald Reagan's answer to Jimmy Carter in the debates.
Reagan: There you go again. There you go again.
- Byck's rant at Leonard Bernstein and Nixon through a tape recorder.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKK! How ya doin', babe?"
- Artie Bremer's only line.
It was a bum rap! My penis made me do it!