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Funny: Assassination Classroom

aka: Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
  • Some of Koro-Sensei's reactions to being attacked, for instance when Karasuma tries to strike Koro-Sensei with a sword he gets his eyebrows trimmed, meticulously even.
  • When Irina tries to tell the class to call her Jelavic-Oneesama instead of Irina-sensei, the class decide to instead call her Bitch-neesan (Due to Vic and Bitch sounding similar when spoken with Japanese phonology). Irina is not amused. She is certainly even less amused when they proceed to call her Bitch-sensei after she finally manages to win over their approval.
  • The first English line Irina teached to her students was "You're incredible in bed".
  • Koro-Sensei and his interactions with the students tend to be this or CMOH. Particular case is when he lets them tie him up in a tree so they can try and spear him with make-shift spears (after he had uprooted the tulips they had so diligently raised) and then he panics after falling onto the ground where they could actually get him.
  • Koro-Sensei in general is also pretty funny.
    • So as Ritsu.
  • Chapter 11 is full of these, but particular mention is those two guys' reaction to seeing Nagisa receive a Marshmellow Hell from Irina.
    • Tadaomi quickly tears them apart and pins Irina's arm behind her back, leading her away from Nagisa.
    • And in Chapter 8, there's the 30-hit combo french kiss.
    • In chapter 11, there's also the scene where Koro-sensei arrives on the stage. Irina casually stands next to him and tries to stab him repeatedly, but Koro-sensei dodges each attack. Then Tadaomi once again pins her arm behind her back and leads her away before she blows their cover.
    • There's also a moment where some of the girls from Class-E come up to Tadaomi and show him their bedazzled knife sheaths, asking him if they look cute. His response is to tell them to never take them out in public, even if they are cute.
  • Koro-Sensei's "Bubble bath" in chapter 19. Especially how he ends it. Some students are blocking the entrance, trying to get a look at his naked body. ("I can't believe such unsexy peeping exists in this world.") To escape, he just stands up, but the water has become jelly-like because of his mucus so it lifts up with him in a solid cube. Then he jumps out the window, cube and all.
  • Takebayashi's fourth wall breaking Establishing Character Moment in Chapter 22:
    Takebayashi: "2D is just fine. Real women don't need more dimensions than that."
  • "You made a 2-D girl cry".
  • Chapter 26:
    • Irina's incredible awkward act to get near to Karasuma.
    "Even a cabaret girl would act awkwardly if she suddenly had her father as her customer, y'know?"
    • Karasuma proved himself to be not so weak after all and scared the shit out of Irina and Koro-sensei.
  • The similarities between Koro-sensei and Itona.
  • Chapter 35 reveals the one thing Kayano really hates: big breasts.
    • While Karusama is profiling the school chairman, Irina gets a "eureka moment" when she figures out what "outs" in baseball are.
  • In chapter 37, Sugaya comes back with a tattoo on his arm. It turns out to be a traditional Indian Henna tattoo, which is temporary. We quickly cut to Koro-Sensei, who was in the middle of reading a mountain of books on what to do when one's child becomes a delinquent.
    • The hilarious reaction of the screaming Koro-sensei, whose face is melting, and the screaming students when Sugaya tries to assassinate him with the henna paint on Koro-sensei's face. The faces of the students are drawn in a completely different art style.
  • Most of Koro-sensei's weaknesses.
    • He loves boobs.
    • Hackneyed plot developments in movies make him cry.
    • He's very petty.
    • He doesn't like hot food.
    • He's easily taken in by rumors.
    • When he returns to normal after a serious fight, he gets really embarrassed.
    • He's very worried about appearances.
    • He can't swim.
    • Juicy gossip.
    • He's tone-deaf.
  • At one point Koro-sensei teaches all the students in class by moving fast enough to create tangible afterimages and using those afterimages to tutor each student. One student is worried that it would exhaust him. Koro-sensei tells the student to not worry, because one of his afterimages was in charge of resting.
  • In Chapter 42 when Irina asks the class what she is to them, Takebayashi simply replies, "Our bitch".
    • At the end, Karasuma decides to treat the class to whatever food they want. Korosensei wants in but he's not allowed as he didn't actually do anything. Leading to him following the class while bowing dogeza style.
  • Terasaka dunking Karma in the pool. Karasuma has many Not So Stoic moments, but this is the first time we've seen Karma have one. Afterwards, the rest of the class dogpiles him in the water, annoyed by his Magnificent Bastard attitude.
  • Kamishibai. The melancholy housewife.
  • Korosensei demonstrating the effects losing a tentacle has on his speed. It starts with a few of his copies becoming kiddie versions, and eventually devolved into a family drama about a single mother.
  • As a result of Class E's good results during the final exam, Korosensei has to let them shoot off three tentacles as his part of the deal. He thinks to himself that it's fine, only for Terasaka and co to march up to him with four more exam scripts showing they all placed first in home economics. Upon realizing he has to let his students shoot seven tentacles, he starts panicking like crazy!
  • "Perversion...can save the world."
  • "You can't keep anyone's mouth shut with just an ice cream bar these days!"
  • Koro-Sensei getting sunburned. To the point he's charred black.
  • In Chapter 60, after they fail to kill Koro-sensei, Karma proceeds to bully him while he can't move at all.
    • The best one? "Can someone find a dirty old man; I wanna to stick this in his underwear!"
  • The shameless, Breaking the Fourth Wall plug for Shounen Jump in chapter 63.
  • Gastro and his meal in chapter 64.
    Gastro: "A rich fish soup, with tons of green onions and a spoonful of garlic, AND A GUN!"
  • Karma just beaten his opponent. What would he do? Why, torture the poor guy with mustard and wasabi, of course!
  • Chapter 66. Nagisa in a female outfit. That is all.
  • It seems that class 3-E's favorite tactic of knocking out an enemy is to shove them to the ground and the whole group jumps onto the poor bastard.
  • After Nagisa's victory, Gastro's group suddenly came back and the class's members held their weapons preparing for an attack. What did Karma have? Two tubes of mustard and wasabi!
    • Gets a Call Back in Chapter 90, as the whole class erupts at Isogai for trying to sacrifice himself to spare Class E trouble from Class A. Everyone throws random stuff at Isogai in anger, with Nagisa throwing a crumpled ball of paper with a particularly blank face while Karma is sadistically gleeful as he throws a tube of wasabi.
  • The whole chapter 74. Highlights include:
    • Koro-Sensei playing the (Incredibly bad) Shipper on Deck for Class E.
    • Koro-Sensei having an utter shit-fit when his plan to scare the kids winds up scaring him, beginning with Kirara Hazama's Nightmare Face. Especially when he runs into an "Eyeless monster". Better known as Ryuunosuke Chiba.
    Chiba: I have eyes...
  • Chapter 75: Karasuma-sensei's first weakness: Super dense.
  • Chapter 81: During the tag game, when Karasuma-sensei is drowning Bitch-sensei, her face is fucking hilarious.
  • The students various acts of escape in chapter 82. From bribery, to playing at Koro-Sensei's emotions.
  • Chapter 83: The class pulled Excalibur faces on Koro-sensei when they thought he's an underwear thief.
    • Isogai defended Koro-sensei by listing some examples of how his teacher is just a "normal pervert" which then prompted him to change his mind instantly.
  • How Itona joined the Terasaka's gang is both this Heart Warming Moment.
    Itona: Hey, Muramatsu. I don't have any money. I'll hold in my puke, so let me eat some ramen.
  • Chapter 88: Itona builds a mini-tank with a camera to kill Koro-sensei. The boys realize that they can look under skirts of the girls with that tank instead, and the boys create an operation how to develop the perfect tank for that matter. All of them have act with serious faces and have specific roles.
    • The tank is destroyed by a weasel.
  • Chapter 89: All of the Code Names are ridiculously funny and fitting.
    • People in the hospital reacted to the name JUSTICE!! Kimura.
  • Chapter 91: Hara's reaction to one of the sports festival's event's rules? "It's nothing but a drink. Bread, that is."
  • Chapter 94: Itona is participating in a scavenger hunt, and is supposed to find "something near its expiration date." He grabs Bitch-sensei.
  • The God of Death hacking Ritsu in chapter 102. Turning her into a nose-picking, lazy bum.
    • 7:1. That's all.
  • Chapter 109: Karasuma manages to avoid the God of Death's "Invisible Scythe" actually a hidden gun in his finger with a little help from Koro-sensei. How does Koro-sensei maintain the illusion that Karasuma is bleeding out? By drinking tomato juice non-stop. The fight is then decided with a single punch to the God of Death's nads.
  • The student poisoning Koro-Sensei in various ways during their interviews in chapter 111. Leaving him with a hilariously puckered face.
    • In fact, the students' various methods of killing him continually alter his appearance. One student attempts to kill him with an occult curse, which causes all of his hair to stand up.
  • Bitch-sensei decides to change her wardrobe in chapter 111, opting to wear cheaper, more conservative clothes. Conversely, the male students find her MORE attractive when she's showing less skin.
  • Chapter 113. Koro-sensei disguises as Karasuma to fool Nagisa's mother. Even with some help from the students. That is all.
  • Chapter 115, Isogai is very happy to abandon his dream of being a businessman to become a yam digger.
    • And when the Matsutake appears, everyone are nearly blinded by its light. Isogai? He is being blown away in the corner.
  • Chapter 116 brings us the return of Yuuji, the punk who crushed on cross-dressing Nagisa. And he's still crushing on "her".
    • To get his business, Nakumura somehow switches her skirt and Nagisa's pants in the span of two panels.

Alternative Title(s):

Ansatsu Kyoushitsu