Funny moments from the interactive game Ascension
- The brawl scene with Aida and Jace, while Jace is getting beaten by some thugs.
Aida: Where did you learn to fight, the zoo?
Jace: No, they wouldn't take me!
- Tillie explains to Aida that in order to be accepted by the Eagles, she must act like a bandit.
Aida: Alright...so what do I do? Start fights, bully kids, kick ducks and yell really loud?
- Aida and Jace are Out-Gambitted by Diego after their attempted stealing of an important document and subsequently thrown into prison. Aida unleashes a Cluster F-Bomb on Jace, berates him for being naive enough to believe that his Diego would care about him being the Sole Survivor of the Knight Order, and them follows up with this gem:
Aida: "By the old kings!!! This one is alive!!! This must be a miracle! Let's just surrender to him and start worshipping MONKEY BUTTS!!!" !?
- During Tillie's wedding, Aida's companions are all drunk (except for Seena). Especially funny is Sky, who can barely speak coherently. Zander is adorable when he's drunk, and Jace even tries to give him a bro-hug, much to his dismay.
- While speaking to Tillie, if you choose the "Cunning" mood option after Tillie explains the history of Ildis miners, Aida spouts a Hurricane of Puns about mining. Tillie isn't amused.