Lois sees a report on an escaped lunatic on the news and yells out "Ha! Put that in a Velour jogging suit and you got Joanne Bishop!"
From that same episode, Carl filming his horror movie with Lois at the end.
In "No Hope For Courtney" when Courtney has lost her popularity she sits alone at the lunch table all scruffy with messy hair and baggy clothes. A passing student, thinking she's homeless, drops a coin onto the table prompting an angry snarl from her.
Also when she finds out Hope hasn't come to her party she starts banging her hands off the floor shouting "why!". Before she can do this, Dodie offers for Courtney to bang off her [Dodie's] hands so she won't injure herself off the floor. Courtney obliges.
The end of "Come Back Little Seal Girl"...
Courtney: How come we never hug, Miranda?
Miranda: Ew, Courtney.
Courtney: I'm serious. Let's try it
Courtney throws her arms around Miranda who looks terrified and disgusted.
Courtney: (patting Miranda on the back) There there, that's quite enough of that.
Macie sees a girl dancing at a Wild Teen Party and remarks "that girl's going to twist her spine all the way to the emergency room"
The entire April Fool's Day episode.
When everyone is snowed in during a blizzard...
Courtney: If anyone has a right to freak out about this whole mess it's me! I'm the one who was trapped in a blizzard, missed a nail appointment and am now stuck wearing pyjamas with feet on an empty stomach!
Winston: I urged you to have that scone this morning, madam.
From the same episode, Courtney has to wear pink footie pyjamas, Blake wears Carl's clothes and Winston has to make do with Lois's fluffy pink bathrobe. Then Courtney decides to raise everyone's spirits by singing her own version of "Green Sleeves". She also orders Winston to sit on a steak to thaw it...
"The hand's already dead, right Carl? I mean, there's no other way you can kill it, right?"
At Macie's pool party she walks in on two people making out:
Macie: "Shame on you, Bringer Smith! Your mother teaches Sunday School"
Joanne Bishop may be nuts but she gives us some great lines:
"Your father says lots of things that never come true"
[when Hoodsey says he can't talk to Carl about being embarrassed of showering in gym class] "Of course he wouldn't understand. The child's a budding exhibitionist"
"Those clams were pure poison! Carl Foutley gave me rancid shellfish!"
"I don't want you! I want the OTHERS!"
Dodie gives Ginger some advice:
"Sometimes when my Mom is feeling down, she locks herself in the bathroom and screams into a hand towel"
Ginger notices Macie eating potatoes at lunch
Ginger: Aren't you lactoseintolerant?
Macie: Life is short, Ginger.
After Ginger has just been egged by the class.
Ginger: You know what, I don't care either.
Dodie: You know, even with egg dripping off her face, she still makes that line work.
Macie finds out that she and Miranda are going to be lab partners. Her books abruptly fall off the desk.
Macie: I hope that's not a sign of things to come.
Her pencil case falls off too
Macie: Or that.
Courtney gives us this doozy:
"I am just fascinated by Ginger's um....Gingerisms. Ooh, I like that word. Add it to my list of Courtneyisms"
Courtney sits next to Ginger on the bus, forcing Miranda to go for an empty seat next to Macie.
Macie: Um, I'm saving that for someone.
Macie: And that someone is you, Miranda.
Ginger and Lois clean Courtney's floor so that she gets reflected in it...
Courtney: I didn't think it was possible!
Miranda: Neither did I.
Courtney: I look even better reflected in a floor than in a mirror!
When the girls are watching a video in health class. Courtney gets steadily more uncomfortable, resulting in a sudden retching sound from her.