Funny: Around the World in 80 Days

2004 Film Version
  • "My bag! You took my bag!"
  • The Black Scorpion leader threatens Phileas Fogg with his bracelet.
    Phileas: Your threats do not frighten me, nor does your silly bracelet. (then a blade pops out of the bracelet)
    Phileas: ...All right, it's not silly.
  • Passepartout is fighting while the caged Phileas coaches him, and not doing a very good job of it.
    Fogg: Watch out to the right! (Passepartout misses)
    Fogg: No, my right. (Passepartout gets hit)
    Passepartout: Stop helping me!
  • What's really funny is seeing Jackie Chan after the Wright brothers find him.
    Phileas Fogg: Have you seen our companion?
    Wilbur Wright: You mean the half-naked Chinese man with a cow skull on his head singing Frère Jacques?
  • When Fogg, Passepartout and Monique are escaping by hot air balloon in Paris, Passepartout ends up hanging from a rope attached to the basket and crashing into things. A lot. When he hits a statue, Fogg comments "Very impressive; I'd have let go by now."
  • Van Gogh's brief cameo in the film.

  • A violent riot in San Francisco turns out to just be the election of a justice of the peace.

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