troperville

tools

toys

SubpagesAwesome
Film
Funny
Heartwarming
Literature
Main
Trivia
YMMV

main index

Narrative

Genre

Media

Topical Tropes

Other Categories

TV Tropes Org
random
Funny: Argo
  • "Argo fuck yourself."
  • Producer Lester Siegel is less than thrilled about getting a lifetime achievement award:
    "I'd rather stay home and count the wrinkles on my dog's balls."
    • Basically anything Lester does or says.
    "If I'm gonna make a fake movie, it's gonna be a fake hit."
    "Okay pal, we're in the movie. Call my agent."
    "I've worked with this guy for 20 years. He's full of shit and he comes on strong."
  • "It's like talking to those two old fucks on The Muppets."
    • Later in that scene:
    "You don't have a better bad idea than this?"
    "This is the best bad idea we have, sir... by far."
  • "So you wanna come to Hollywood, act like a big shot, without actually doing anything? You'll fit right in."
  • "You want to lie to Hollywood, a town where everybody lies for a living?"
  • Yet another jab at Hollywood:
    It's an exfil [from] the worst place you can imagine.
  • John Chambers: "You're an associate producer at best," and "you could teach a rhesus monkey to be a director in a day." Fairly funny, basically a Bottom of the Barrel Joke. Until you remember that he's talking to his real-life director and boss, Ben Affleck.
  • Following a very tense scene where Iranian guards are holding up Mendez and the six for questioning before allowing them to board the airplane and escape, the Commander Contrarian of the six stays completely in-character and acts out scenes from the pretend sci-fi movie to the Iranian guards. Once their story checks out, the protagonists board the plane but leave behind the storyboard pictures from the movie for the guards. Two of the serious, imposing Iranian guards then begin to practically Squee over it.
  • At the last minute, Jack has to get the passports approved by the President. Problem is, the President's not taking calls. So they try to call the Secretary of State to get to the President.
    Jack Go find the Secretary of State!
    CIA Guy: How am I supposed to know where he is?
    Jack: WE'RE A FUCKING SPY AGENCY! Find him!
  • This exchange:
    Lester: History starts as farce, ends as tragedy!
    John: No, it's the other way around.
    Lester: Who said that exactly?
    John: Marx.
    Lester: ...really? Groucho said that?
  • One of the costumes at the press event is no more than Chewbacca crudely spray-painted blue. In fact, a lot of the costumes' Star Wars inspiration is fairly blatant.
  • The scene in which we're introduced to John Chambers. "The minotaur says the make-up's getting in the way of his acting." "If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the minotaur."
  • This scene wasn't in the movie, but it did happen in Real Life. At the duty-free shop at Mehrabad Airport, while waiting for the flight out, the Staffords bought Tony Mendez, whom they knew as Kevin Harkins, a container of Iranian caviar, as a token of their appreciation. That's not the funny part. The funny part is what happened after they made it safely to Switzerland. The houseguests were greeted by officials from the State Department, and Mendez walked off into airport, anonymously, to catch a flight back to America. When he got on that flight, he asked a stewardess if she wouldn't mind storing the caviar in the refrigerator in the galley to keep it fresh over the long flight. She refused on the grounds that it was obviously either Iranian or Russian caviar (she presumably couldn't distinguish between Perso-Arabic and Cyrillic letters, but knew that caviar came from the Caspian Sea), and that she would only allow the fridge to be used for it once the Russians had withdrawn from Afghanistan and the Iranians had released the American hostages. So it's not like Mendez could argue the point, since he agreed with her in principle, and could hardly tell her the circumstances by which he came by this Iranian caviar, but the poor guy has to spend the flight worrying that this wonderful gift is going to spoil.
The AristocratsFunny/FilmArmageddon

random
TV Tropes by TV Tropes Foundation, LLC is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org.
Privacy Policy
6336
37