Funny / Archie's Weird Mysteries

  • In Zombies of Love, Veronica is on the run from the entire town of Riverdale after accidentally making them all fall in love with her. Partway through, Betty shows up and gives Veronica a sweater she's always wanted. Veronica is legitimately distracted by this act, and it isn't until she sees the horde coming after that she remembers how dire her situation is.
  • In Dance of the Killer Bees, after agreeing to help Ethel find out where the nectar in her sunflowers went, Archie asks Jughead if he's seen "any angry bees lately" while Mr. Weatherbee happens to be nearby.
    Jughead: You mean aside from the bee?
    Mr. Weatherbee: I heard that!
  • In Driven to Distraction, Dr. Bomont tries his best to dissuade Archie from spending his money for his date with Veronica on fuzzy dice for his car, and getting more and more blatant about it every second until he has to face the audience and note how he hates how they "have to do things the hard way".
  • In Attack of the 50 Ft Veronica, Veronica gets cursed to grow to fifty feet. But the funny part is when she starts growing and can't fit into the dress she bought for her date with Archie. After an angry phone call with the department store where she tries to insist that the dress must have shrunk on its own, she wears her dad's jogging suit.
    Archie: I thought you told me to dress up.
  • In Me Me Me when Veronica is forced to deal with all the booby traps guarding the totem. She at first remarks that they're not so hard - until a column rolls down to try and knock her into a pit. She rides on the column (in heels!) and accidentally swings herself to safety.
    "Just a reminder; I'm an average normal rich teenage girl. Not a barbarian princess."