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"According to this star map, Johnny Depp lives....right in these bushes."
"You got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'..."
- Doubles as Getting Crap Past the Radar, since you're not allowed to say that name in kids' shows.
  - It appears to be cut in afternoon airings, but I've seen it played uncut late at night.
- "I got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'... we're going bowling on Sunday!"
  - "Ah man, me and Satan are going roller-skating on Sunday! You cannot trust that guy!"
In "RomANTS", when Lexi tries to make it look like Paisley is choking so that she could save her and get into the school newspaper:
Paisley: I've got food lodged in my Snuffleuffagus!
Olive: Does she mean her esophagus?
Lexi: Yes. Her brain is oxygen starved-more than usual!
- In the same episode, there's Gibson's breakup with Sophie (note that both of them are around six)
Sophie: Can I have your juice box?
Gibson: No! You may be my girlfriend, but you're still a girl. I don't want to get cooties!
Sophie: Give me it!
Gibson: No!
Sophie: DOODY HEAD! (pours a bucket of sand on Gibson's head, then storms off)
Gibson: Come on, babe, we can work this out!
Chyna's dad referring to Olive as the Community Chest is probably the best boob joke made on the Disney/Family Channel.
High Heels High from SciANTs Fair.
Chyna: And I thought Tatiana was two-faced before... now she's literally two-faced!
in "replicANT", Mr. Parks always getting his eyes hurt with remainders of teargas around his house.
Chyna: Dad are you crying?
Darryl Parks: Nah, it's just... There's tear gas left on this uniform. *wipes his eyes on his daughter's uniform* Aah! That is tear gas left on that uniform!
- And later on:
Cameron: Dad, are you watching a chick flick and crying?
Darryl Parks: Of course not, there's tear gas left on this pillow. *wipes his eyes on the pillow* Aah! Why is this stuff all over the house?!
The auto-tuned remix of Cameron's speech when he volunteers to save the planet from a meteor he thinks is approaching.
From the Christmas Episode, after Skidmore says she was visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future:
Fletcher: Your past alone would take at least a month.
Olive: And considering your age, I'm surprised you even have a future.
When Chyna attempts to do the Dougie, the Robot, and the Dougie and the Robot, a mortified Cameron responds "You just took two of my favorite things and made them horrible".
The goth kids at Toxic Wasteland rocking out to the fake kid's band Chyna formed.
- Admit it, you were amused by Angus' attempt at exercise.
- From the same episode, "Cthulu demands macaroons!" YMMV.
Lexi griping about her role in Grease:
Lexi: I can't play Rizzo. She is a mean, manipulative, brunette. I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde.
Lexi attempting to hug Chyna while wearing a doughnut costume.
Everything Olive does at Chyna's sleepover. (Though that may be the last time Chyna ever invites Olive to spend the night).
This line:
Paisley: "Huh, in the movies the ragtag team of misfits usually win, not the team headed by the evil blonde cheerleader. (beat) I'll get this one. Shut up, Paisley!"
When Gibson gets fired in one episode he states that it was either him or that weird crossing guard who always yells "CAR! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!".
In "The ANTagonist", when Olive and Fletcher are about to fight. Chyna stops them and says,
Chyna: I'm done talking. There's only one thing left to do, sing. (while she looks in the air and smiles.)
- Then a spotlight and her guitar appear in the Ant Farm. And Chyna says she used her allowance to hire roadies. You know, since she sings so much.
In the episode "ConfinemANT", when Principal Skidmore does a kind deed, the ANTs hug her, then Fletcher pulls away saying "Ugh, she's so bony"