Funny: A.N.T. Farm
- "According to this star map, Johnny Depp lives....right in these bushes."
- "You got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'..."
- In "RomANTS", when Lexi tries to make it look like Paisley is choking so that she could save her and get into the school newspaper:
Olive: Does she mean her esophagus?
Lexi: Yes. Her brain is oxygen starved-more than usual!
- In the same episode, there's Gibson's breakup with Sophie (note that both of them are around six)
Sophie: Can I have your juice box?
Gibson: No! You may be my girlfriend, but you're still a girl. I don't want to get cooties!
Sophie: Give me it!
Sophie: DOODY HEAD! (pours a bucket of sand on Gibson's head, then storms off)
Gibson: Come on, babe, we can work this out!
- Chyna's dad referring to Olive as the Community Chest is probably the best boob joke made on the Disney/Family Channel.
- High Heels High from SciANTs Fair.
Chyna: And I thought Tatiana was two-faced before... now she's literally two-faced!
- in "replicANT", Mr. Parks always getting his eyes hurt with remainders of teargas around his house.
Chyna: Dad are you crying?
Darryl Parks: Nah, it's just... There's tear gas left on this uniform. *wipes his eyes on his daughter's uniform* Aah! That is tear gas left on that uniform!
Cameron: Dad, are you watching a chick flick and crying?
Darryl Parks: Of course not, there's tear gas left on this pillow. *wipes his eyes on the pillow* Aah! Why is this stuff all over the house?!
- The auto-tuned remix of Cameron's speech when he volunteers to save the planet from a meteor he thinks is approaching.
- From the Christmas Episode, after Skidmore says she was visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future:
Fletcher: Your past alone would take at least a month.
Olive: And considering your age, I'm surprised you even have a future.
- When Chyna attempts to do the Dougie, the Robot, and the Dougie and the Robot, a mortified Cameron responds "You just took two of my favorite things and made them horrible".
- The goth kids at Toxic Wasteland rocking out to the fake kid's band Chyna formed.
- Admit it, you were amused by Angus' attempt at exercise.
- From the same episode, "Cthulu demands macaroons!" YMMV.
- Lexi griping about her role in Grease:
Lexi: I can't play Rizzo. She is a mean, manipulative, brunette. I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde.
- Lexi attempting to hug Chyna while wearing a doughnut costume.
- Everything Olive does at Chyna's sleepover. (Though that may be the last time Chyna ever invites Olive to spend the night).
- This line:
- When Gibson gets fired in one episode he states that it was either him or that weird crossing guard who always yells "CAR! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!".
- In "The ANTagonist", when Olive and Fletcher are about to fight. Chyna stops them and says,
Chyna: I'm done talking. There's only one thing left to do, sing. (while she looks in the air and smiles.)
- Then a spotlight and her guitar appear in the Ant Farm. And Chyna says she used her allowance to hire roadies. You know, since she sings so much.
- In the episode "ConfinemANT", when Principal Skidmore does a kind deed, the ANTs hug her, then Fletcher pulls away saying "Ugh, she's so bony"