- After Roger tells him about the real Angels.
Knox: Great! A psycho kid. David, you'd think they'd screen these people.
Knox: (arms folded and a sour look on his face) There's been a mistake - this team can't win.
- Before that, Knox has a response to the photographer telling him to smile and, thinking it'll cheer Knox up, reminding him that the Angels had just won the game.
- "It could happen." Later evolves into a moment of heartwarming.
- David Montagne, the Un Funny.
- When JP took Wilder's card and started to chat.
Wilder: Hey. I'm Ranch Wilder. The voice of the Angels.JP: I know who you are. I heard you on the radio. You sure do have a big chin.Wilder: Everybody's a critic.
- After Roger finishes his prayer.
Roger: Amen. Oh... and A-woman, too.
- Al the Boss Angel to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" Not as weird as it sounds.
- Knox sucker punching the interviewer during a pregame report.
- "It's God's thumbnail!"
- Whitt Bass, resident pitcher and wisecracker.
- Hemmerling for Mitchell?! Go back to Cincinnati!!!
- Uh oh, seems the (other) Angel's may be sponsors of Political Correctness Gone Mad!
Knox: Hey, let's keep the profanity down!All The Players: HUH!?Knox: I mean it! No swearing!Ray Mitchell: That eliminates all speech for most of the team.
- Al playing hacky-sack to control the ball in order to prevent the other team from trying to get it, after Danny Hemmerling is just barely successful in hitting the ludicrously-slowed ball, let alone a home run.
- When readying the photo of Knox and Roger, the photographer notes how uncomfortable they all look and deadpans, "It looks like a prison photo." JP makes the same remark when he sees it for himself.
- Bass going to a Magic 8 Ball before a game:
Will I win, will I win, will I winwinwin?!(Magic 8 Ball: No)Aww. *shakes*(Magic 8 Ball: Maybe)YEAH!
- During Knox's tirade:
Bass: I thought the game started at one...Knox: It 'DOES' start at one. And you're a JACKASS!Bass: (deadpan) No, I'm a pitcher.(Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and storms off, groaning angrily)Martinez: You're a pitcher and a jackass.Garcia: Sí, it's very common.(Bass nods...then faints, since apparently it's only now did he realize that one of the bats that catapulted off the rack after Knox's tirade had hit him in the head)
- When George teaches the boys in the neighborhood how to play ball. One young player named Marvin gets on base and when his team scores a run George tells him to run home. And that's exactly what he does.
- David and the nacho incident, which prompts him to tell Knox he'll buy the kids anything but nachos.
- And later, when J.P. warns Roger that David is returning from the concession stand with this gem: "It's Nacho Butt!"
- At one point, Roger needs to report an angel sighting and tells David he needs another drink. When David asks what Roger wants, Roger goes blank and then orders coffee. David is understandably skeptical, which causes JP to threaten, "Gimme a cup or I'll SCREAM!"
Funny / Angels in the Outfield
1994 Disney Version