Funny / An Idiot Abroad

  • Karl tries a kung-fu technique of throwing a needle through a pane of glass to pop a balloon. He ends up embedding his needle in the cameraman's arm.
  • When Karl's camel "breaks down" on his trip to Petra, he proves he's a pretty good Deadpan Snarker as he watches the animal get loaded onto the back of a pick-up truck.
    "Ships of the Desert. It's what they're known as. We've ended up with Titanic!"
  • Karl's reaction to the couple who keep a hippo as a pet.
    "My Dad wouldn’t let the cat in the lounge. Fuckin’ hippo in here!"
  • Karl's idea for a superhero Bullshit Man!
    • Made even funnier when he actually pretends to fly.
  • Karl getting a prostate exam. All of it.
    • It gets even better when he asks the doctor whether he actually is a doctor, after he's already done the exam.
  • Whenever David Attenborough gets a mention:
    "It's all voiceover! I bet he lands, says 'keep that plane's engine running'... 'ere I am in the Amazon' and then he fucks back off home."
    "I bet he never 'ad his crisps nicked".
    "See he makes animals out to be really nice and friendly. This is the truth"
  • Karl's dream becomes true: he invents some pants with room for a pillow to insert. The entire infommercial is hilarious enough but then he shows them off to Ricky and Steve.
  • Karl having Warwick trying out different food in China. Karl's previous travels have given him the ability to stomach the food served in China, Warwick...not so much.
    Karl: Just eat one of them. Just shove it in, honestly, it's not that bad.
    Warwick: Can I nibble the edge of it?
    Karl: That's worse, just shove it in.
    Warwick: (Warwick shoves it in. He begins convulsing in disgust.) Don't tell me what it is.
    Karl: That's a lamb bollock.
    (Warwick bends over and spits it out on the seat)