*
-->'''Tyrone:''' I will be forced to proclaim to the world that you... are a HONKY MOOK!
-->'''Roger:''' Tyrone, you ''really'' shouldn't call someone a honky mook.
-->'''Tyrone:''' And why not?
-->'''Roger:''' Well, for one thing, you're white.
-->'''Tyrone:''' I am?
-->'''Roger:''' Yeah.
-->'''Tyrone:''' ''(plays a depressing snippet of "Aulde Lang Syne" on his saxophone)'' Oh my God, I am!
*
-->'''Edwina:''' How ''dare'' you say "penis" to a dead person!
* Edwina is shocked at Roger having sex with Terry, and starts scolding her - which Terry is ''delighted'' by, and then Edwina starts ''spanking her''.
* In order to get Edwina and Roger both aroused enough to have sex with Terry, Edwina starts conjuring images of the cast of ''Film/GoneWithTheWind'' having an orgy.