Funny / Ali G Indahouse

  • The very audible sex scene between Ali and Julie, followed by the Double Entendre filled speech from the prime minister about his meeting with a foreign president.
  • Borat calling Ali G a cocksucker. His accent actually softened when he said it.
  • The scene where the Massive massiv break into parliament is this mixed with Crowning Momentof Awesome.
  • "Well I put it to you...dat you sucked off a 'orse!", followed by a Suspiciously Specific Denial
    • And proof in the very end.
  • Ali's hunger strike, which barely lasts an hour because he wants to try some KFC chicken dippas.
    • "Startin' again from now!"
    • Immediately after, the Humiliation Conga that starts with Ali's rival gang de-pantsing him while he's chained to a fence and ends with an old blind guy accidentally giving him a handjob while trying to polish said fence.
  • "Here's me phone. Set it to vibrate and finish yo'self off!"
  • Ali's address to a group of feminists: "ALL DA BITCHES IN DA HOUSE SAY YOOOHHHHHH!!!!" He then tells them that he owns many of their videos and promises to lower taxes on strap-ons.
  • —> David Carlton: Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
    Ali G: What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
    David Carlton: That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
    Ali G: Yes.
  • "Don't be a spannah, "it" ain't a real word. It's short for "innit", innit?"
  • R.E.S.T.E.C.P!
  • "Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho!"
  • "If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole."
  • "Furthermore, I am a bellend. I like to take it up the batty. Yes, I do. It feel really nice and is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks. Honest!"
  • Ali G's random soundbytes that interrupt the movie and provide no real exposition.
  • "Switch on the engine, pass it on" becomes "Bitch on a pension, suck my dong!"
  • The stoned U.S. President
    U.S. President: All those in favour of sending Iraq down to the gas station to get some potato chips and chocolates please say "aye"!