Funny: Albert Campion

  • Campion's reaction/quip to Lugg (and attending policemen) upon finding a murdered woman on his bed after coming home from a mission:
    "Is the lady in my bedroom staying long?"
  • Several of Campion's introductions into the story in the earlier books, like his obsession with a pet mouse in "Mystery Mile" or dressing up in a deerstalker to impress a client.