Loki: My brother threw me into a pool, humans stole my clothes, and I was attacked by monsters. Who wrecked my car.
Loki gets high on honey.
Nick Fury: He's off duty. And as high as a motherfucking kite, so he can't be put back ON duty.
Loki, as it turns out, is really good with kids. He chases them around the yard and spins them as the others comment on how suprisingly good he is at that.
Loki: Apparently, terrorizing their spawn is laudable behavior. Or you're just having fun and don't want to think too much about it.
Loki flirting with Jane Foster.
Jane: Uh-huh. You just want me to save your ass again.
Loki: It is a very fine ass. The universe would mourn its loss.
When Thor shows up and attacks Loki in the elevator of his condo complex, a little old lady gets on and has a pleasant chat with Loki, who is still pinned to the wall, and reprimands Thor for...throwing Loki into a pool and ruining the scarf she knitted for him, destroying the condos, and calling the space whales.