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Funny: Age of Mythology

  • Typing in the cheat code "WUV WOO" will get you a magical, purple, flying hippo that wears a top hat and shoots hearts at its enemies... But that's not the funny part. Click on its description. Now you can laugh.
    • Same with the Canadian Laser Bear and his monkey friends. Surprisingly, this is one of the most powerful members of your team.
  • Funny Moments: The blooper reel towards the end of the credits.
    • Also when Ajax suggests that Arkantos's boats need repairs:
    Arkantos: [defensive] You don't think they can make it to Atlantis?
    [boat creaks and capsizes]
    Ajax: No...
    • Ajax and Arkantos are good for these in general. Another amusing interaction occurs when Arkantos suggests the Trojan Horse.
    Ajax: I don't understand... Will it fight?
    Arkantos: [facepalm]
    • When entering Nifleheim:
    Ajax: You go first, Chiron. If you don't fall screaming to your death, we'll follow you.
    Amanra: Ugh...Tell me when you have decided who goes first. I'll be waiting at the bottom.
    • It's probably supposed to sound Badass, but something about the delivery of this line is just hilarious:
    Ajax: You may feel less like fighting after I've pulled off your head!
    • Again from Ajax,
    Ajax: [After shooting a herald with a ballista and being asked to surrender] We surrender! Move a little closer
  • There's something oddly hilarious about this line:
    Arngrim's soldier: Folstag ate my cattle and hurled my cabin into the river!
    • Made even better by the fact that, when you actually meet Folstag in The Titans, his character bio says that his hobbies include cabin tossing and eating cattle.
  • The cutscene where two random Norsemen comment that Gargarensis is the ugliest giant they've ever seen.
  • Upon arriving in the Northlands after defeating Cerberus in Egypt:
    Ajax: I wish we could have brought that Guardian with us.
    Kastor: (seeing someone approaching) I don't think we'll need it. This Titan looks much weaker.
    Amanra: That is not a Titan.
    Folstagg: Indeed. The Titan is over there. (cut to what the entire group somehow missed, the Norse titan rampaging through a town and smashing everything in sight to pieces.)