- The entirety of his iconic 1993 audio skit "Toll Booth Willie".
Willie: Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers!
- Another audio skits from 1993 which show Michael the Buffoon yelling stuff after hearing wordy sentences from other people.
Michael: This popcorn's fucking terrible. Tastes like someone jizzed all over it.