- The scene where Bartelby is eating the brownie while telling Hoit that the college wasn't for sale
- "Ask me about my wiener," among many others.
- Everything that Lewis Black says, seriously!
- "WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?! *chomp!*"
- No mention of the wads?
- The scene at the very end, where That One Kid successfully blows up the Dean's car with his mind.
- Smug Snake: How does one major in bumper stickers?"