- The scene where Bartleby is eating the brownie while telling Hoyt that the college wasn't for sale.
- And the "blow shit up" kid telling Hoyt it's SHIT, "the best college ever", then finds the door locked; he asks if it's a test.
- Sherman reacting to a Jump Scare, and the resulting noise he makes.
- "Ask me about my wiener," among many others.
- Everything that Lewis Black says, seriously!
- "WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?! *chomp!*"
- No mention of the wads?
- The scene at the very end, where that one kid successfully blows up the Dean's car with his mind.
- Smug Snake: "How does one major in bumper stickers?"
- When Bartleby starts to show Monica around the SHIT campus, they pass the kitchen- the doors suddenly belch out flames and smoke, and Glen is ejected covered in yellow goop. When Bartleby asks what the hell happened, Glen responds "an explosion of flavor- I'm working with very unstable herbs!"
- Schrader's lines are also pure gold.
- "Yeah, cool guys. Let's start this fake college, and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start."
- Notably, this movie premiered in 2006, two years before a show involving a meth lab became popular.
- "I hope you have hobo stab insurance."
- "Yeah, cool guys. Let's start this fake college, and then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. Come on, it's a gateway crime. That's how these things start."