Funny / A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
- When Maria's father (and entire family) show up at Harold and Maria's house:
Harold: I guess Timo made parole, huh?
(Timo makes a throat-slashing gesture)
Mr. Perez: Not exactly.
- Mr. Perez explains why having a Christmas tree is so important to him, and revealing that his mother was killed by a "gang of Korean punks" (all played by John Cho).
- Harold telling one of Maria's relatives where the bathroom is:
Harold: (in Spanish) It's just down the...buttfucker.
- This exchange between Harold and Kumar:
Kumar: Harold, calm down. It's just a Christmas tree.
Harold: Just a Christmas tree? Maria's dad grew that tree, and now it is dead. Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree.
- RZA making a cameo appearance as an angry Christmas tree salesman.
- Adrian finding out who Mary's father is and realizing why she's still a virgin.
- Mary mistaking Kumar for a black guy, then Harold getting caught with his pants down (literally) by Mary's father.
- NPH, full stop.
NPH: I am gay. Gay for that pussy!
- Todd's baby getting high, then snorting cocaine. And rubbing it on her gums.
- The very fact that Obama granted Kal Penn an extended leave from the White House just to work on a stoner comedy.