Funny / A Spark of Ice and Fire

• Not part of the story, but... the author's reaction when the TV Tropes page was revealed:
  Samarkand: NO! NOT THAT SITE! MY SOUL IS BEING COOONSSSSSSUUUUUMMMED---
• Littlefinger thinks he can use what Agatha makes to become even richer, and manipulate her for his own plans. Then he sees her working on an arm for her experiments. He promptly runs away, scared out of his mind.
• Tywin imitates Agatha going into the Madness Place, then comments it was fun and now he sees why she does it.
• Stannis likes to play games with miniature ships, imagining they are his ships against someone else's. Then his wife Lynesse asks him to keep the noise down - he awoke her by making "pew-pew" noises.
  • Then, she asks him to shower with her, and he thinks it is about getting clean. She uses semaphore flags to spell I-W-I-S-H-T-O-F--