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Funny: A Hero
  • Sec playing Dwarf Fortress.
    Attempt #1
    I have successfully integrated the human computer's external interface to my systems and have reviewed the game's instructions. I have selected an area with a difficulty worthy of a Dalek Supreme, chosen my supplies and am now in the process of-WHERE DID THAT LAVA COME FROM??!!
    Attempt #2
    This Fortress has been relocated into a colder climate. I am now in the process of digging a-SWIM YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN INTELLIGENCE!! SWIM!!
    Attempt #3
    WHERE DID THREE MILLION CATS COME FROM?! HOW CAN THEY FIT INTO A CAGE!? AND WHY DO THE HAVE THE SAME EFFECT AS A THERMOBARIC BOMB!? EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!! EXPLAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!
    Attempt #5
    HOW CAN A CREATURE LIKE THAT EVEN EXIST, LET ALONE SLAUGHTER THESE INCOMPETENTS?!
    Attempt #6
    Fortress has been successful, although the denizen's ability to ignore fire is disturbing. This is likely some sort of programing erro- NO! YOU ARE NOT THIRSTY!! YOU DO NOT REQUIRE ALCOHOL!! OBEY!! OBEEEYYY!!!
  • Dalek Sec kicks Kyouko's ass all over a alley with only his plunger arm after she tempts fate.
    Kyouko: Besides, what're you gonna do about it?
    Sec: I WILL IN-FLICT WHAT IN TECH-NI-CAL TE-RMS IS KNO-WN AS A VIO-LENT-LY PAIN-FUL DE-ATH.
    Sec: I WILL TA-KE TH-AT AS A CHA-LLEN-GE.

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