- At the end of the trailer:
Cosmo: I've got a paper cut!
- "I decide who's naughty or nice. Sometimes I decide who's just downright annoying."
- Every line Crocker says in this movie.
- When the Christmas Spirit dissipates down to zero everyone in Dimmsdale becomes miserable...except for Vicky who becomes absolutely ecstatic.
- The scene where Crocker is tasked to clean up reindeer poop, he ends up scooping up purple rocks.
Crocker: Who knew reindeer poop was so sparkly.
- Any scene with Jorgen von Strangle being the victim of Santa's amnesia-related moments, especially when Santa thought he was in a rodeo and roped Jorgen.