History Funny / ADoseOfBuckley

** Buckley speaks with an [[CanadaEh exaggerated Canadian accent]] when Buzzfeed announces openings for Canada-centric writers.

** Also, he suspects that the weird hook was done as a joke and was only supposed to act as a placeholder until they recorded the real hook later, but got left in anyway.

'''HCR Guy 2:''' Yeah, bro! Zach Galifianakis; that guy is fucking hilarious! One man wolfpack, bro!\\

** When Buckley transcribes will.i.am's verse, it's so incomprehensible he writes "What... The... Serious... Fuck".

** "[Silento] sounds like Chris Tucker fucked WesternAnimation/MinnieMouse, and their kid grew up to be a shitty rapper."

--> '''Buckley''': By the same logic used by the [[FanDumb illogical dipshits]] commenting on Website/YouTube, "Black & Yellow" can be about a bee, Creator/MichaelKeaton's Film/{{Batman|1989}}, a taxi, a tiger, ''fucking'' '''[[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]]!'''

-->"Quick! We need a simile for this song! It's about sex and we gotta record it in like 30 seconds!"
-->"Oh, a song about sex, that's a new one. Okay, okay, uh, how about, uh...sweat..."
-->"Yeah, sweat. Sweat's good."
-->"...dripping down..."
-->"Okay, yeah. Sensual. I'm with ya."
-->"...our dirty laundry!"
-->"...uh...wait, what? Like unwashed underwear that smells like balls?"

** Buckley points out that the song is about drinking, smoking and partying at a nightclub, even though Noah was 16 or 17 when the song was recorded and not old enough to actually do these things. "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Although she is already a little too old for Roy Moore.]]"

-->'''Buckley''': '''''[[UpToEleven Brutal.]]'''''

-->'''Buckley''': That's right, [[EpicFail he somehow managed to fuck up the tune]] - ''[[UpToEleven while using auto-tune!]]''

* The sheer fact that the Number 1 Position wound up being a '''[[UpToEleven FOUR-WAY TIE]]''' between four different Nicki Minaj songs.

** "Yes, young African Americans believe they need to 'get to the money', when every song increases the amount of fucking chains that are in fashion. One was fine, then you needed [[Music/TwoChainz two]], now it's [[Creator/MrT five]]. Inflation's hit the fucking ghetto hard!"

** Buckley attempts to [[{{Mondegreen}} decipher the background sample]].

--> '''Penelope Soto''': [[WhatAnIdiot Like...Rick Ross]].

* "Ways Trinidad James may have become rich before starting his rap career" (in regards to how "All Gold Everything" is bragging about his wealth... even though it's basically his first commercialized song)

** Or, [[TakeAThirdOption Option 3;]] ''[[BlatantLies is he full of fucking shit?!]]'' (caption: "He's not")

** A year later he would go on to record and release a full version.

* The '''entire'''' "Buckley Sells Out" segment in "Selling Out". From Buckley's cursing being censored (to where it becomes a ClusterBleepBomb), to his endless shilling of Burger King and bashing on [=McDonald=]'s (to the point where the red/white cross symbol in "DOSE" is replaced by the Burger King logo), it's a downright hilarious depiction of what would happen if Buckley really did sell out.

-->'''Buckley:''' ''"'Paulk has a medical condition that impairs her vision and hearing, and her guide dog, Gemma, is referred to as the "seeing iDog."' (laughs) Oh, man, 'seeing eye dog'...'' '''FUCK YOU, TIM! FUCK YOU!'''"

** "Bet you never thought a rock song would appear on one of these lists, right? Well, [[TakeThat it still hasn't.]]"

* While tearing into Music/Drake's "Started from the Bottom" Buckley points out that Drake hardly knows what the bottom looked like, considering he grew up in lower middle-class with a single mother who worked as a teacher, and Drake himself was on ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration'' as a teenager, which is the most well-known Canadian TV series south of the border along with ''Series/TrailerParkBoys''. So that's not exactly "starting from the bottom"...

* In "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yC-M5xTikI YouTube's New Monetization Policy: You Get Nothing]", Buckley portrays [=YouTube=] CEO Susan Wojcicki as a pimp and content creators as her hoes.

* In the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzYPuKxSAI 90s Rap: Honestly? Not Much Better]]", Buckley's rapsona Lil [=[QuikScope42069]=] [[note]]read as Lil Square Brackets Quik Scope 42069[[/note]] and his single "Cummin' Buckets".

--> '''Buckley''': "DPRK-pop. You'll love it! *creepy voice with red screen* ''Or else!"''

* From "K-Pop: Corrupting The Youth":
--> '''Buckley''': "DPRK-pop. You'll love it! *creepy voice with red screen* ''or else!"''

** "Bet you never thought a rock song would appear on one of these lists, right? Well, it still hasn't."

* On New Kids On The Block's "80s Baby": "Holy fuck! It's 'Buzzfeed, the Song'! When this got released, you ''know'' the Stoppera brothers were erect for a full fucking week!"