Funny: A Dirty Job
- A Dirty Job, also by Moore, contains two things that should never be said by Charlie's daughter Sophie in her first grade classroom. "Kitty" and "Not in the butt." Also? The tea party. (Quote may not be exact since I loaned my copy out.)
Charlie: Do you know why we're different, sweetheart?Sophie: Because we're the white devil and can't be trusted?
- Is big. LIKE BEAR.
- Every single time.