Funny: A Day at the Races

  • "Geta ya Tootsie-frootsie ice cream."
    • "ZVBXRPL. Hey, Tooty-frooti, what's this optical illusion you slipped me?"
    • "The letter Z stands for J unless the horse is a filly..."
  • Groucho throwing off an attempt to learn his real identity by pretending to be multiple people over the phone.
    Groucho, in falsetto... for about the fifth time: Your call is connected, Mr. Whitmore!
  • Harpo's attempt to perform on a piano that keeps progressively falling apart and blowing up. Not to be outdone, he pulls the string assembly out and - lo and behold - it's a harp. (Wait, is there such a thing as Artistic License: Musical Instrument?)