Fridge: The Wiggles

  • Fridge Logic: Pirates aren't nice people, they're thieves. Captain Feathersword the Friendly Pirate is a pirate. It's equal to having a character today called "General Ticklebomb the Friendly Terrorist".
    • Captain Feathersword, as implied by his moniker, has a feather for a sword. He has to be would a terrorist whose bombs induced tickles instead of death.
    • Guess we've got our new culturally relevant children's show character!
    • Privateer Feathersword isn't as catchy?
      • That's catchy as hell, though.